NS CHECK UP..what do they check?
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The Army won't let you off so simply wan lah
We need all the young male we can get to serve our country defence. This is mandatory cuz a country without a strong defence capability/existence will not be able to attract foreign investors/companies to setup shop here and to create jobs for us locals. -
Originally posted by sohguanh:
I'm not saying the Army no good, heck, I learned quite alot inside as well.
[b]The Army won't let you off so simply wan lah
We need all the young male we can get to serve our country defence. This is mandatory cuz a country without a strong defence capability/existence will not be able to attract foreign investors/companies to setup shop here and to create jobs for us locals.[/b]
What I'm saying is that, there is no point of siam NS, it is a path in life that all males in this country must go through! -
Are you homophobic?Originally posted by CorNeck:Whether u are gay? How do they check that?
If ur gay? don need go NS ah?
Sum1 go thru the procedures with what they do...
All that touch balls thing sum of you said sound scary...
Are you odd ball?
Make sure they wear gloves while handling your stick and balls.
1. They will ask you to take off your underwear.
2. They will ask you to look straight, turn left and cough (listen to simple instructions test). Some smart-alex will turn their stick to their left and cough.
3. Based on the above performance, they will write in their report you have low IQ or send you to MDC.
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then wat bout engineer, and esp armour??Originally posted by Schwing:yah...they measure the length and diameter...those thick and long one get posted to commando unit, those long but thin one get posted to guards unit, those thick but short one get posted to artilery unit, those thin and short one get posted to clerical unit...those normal ones get posted to infantry, those with tattooed dicks get posted to civil defence, those circumcised one cannot go into highly confidencial unit... -
Ur not thinking of pretending to be a gay are u?Originally posted by CorNeck:Whether u are gay? How do they check that?
If ur gay? don need go NS ah?
Sum1 go thru the procedures with what they do...
All that touch balls thing sum of you said sound scary... -
errrrr wad if ur those HSD types touch only get a hard-on... liddat em si jia lat?! sia suay leh...
den so cold somemore.... wait get flu... -
errrrr wad if ur those HSD types touch only get a hard-on... liddat em si jia lat?! sia suay leh...
I think when you are going for pre-NS medical checkup the last thing that can occur to you is to get a 'rise to occassion' scenario. You just want to get it over fast with. -
Im not homophobic..
Just wandering..ya noe. Its interesting how they determine or what they determine by asking u to cough and all.. haha -
WAHAHA...that's a good one...Originally posted by CloneMe72:Some smart-alex will turn their stick to their left and cough.
3. Based on the above performance, they will write in their report you have low IQ or send you to MDC. -
i hear my ORD fren say that time at CMPB got 1 fella wanna keng ah siao, in the end he go eat his own sai..
dunno whether got kena pes F or not lah, but if such a thing really happen, he really must be siao, so scare NS until wanna eat shit
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Originally posted by nismoS132:i hear my ORD fren say that time at CMPB got 1 fella wanna keng ah siao, in the end he go eat his own sai..
dunno whether got kena pes F or not lah, but if such a thing really happen, he really must be siao, so scare NS until wanna eat shit 
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Schwing, i would like to remind u that this forum do not tolerate people who practise racism.
Your comment on those who r circumcised r directly implying to people of Islamic religion.
I would also like to inform you that not all who r circumcised are of "reglious" background. Dont forget, American's are 90% circumcised also. So please refrain from using "generic" terms. -
[quote]Originally posted by Parka:
Stupid things stupid people do.[/quot
all things he go eat shit... he quite choosy wor...
for how long has he been eating before someone saw him n started yelling?
or during lunch he put in extra chip and emerged from cook house toilet with plate of shit?
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so, does my post imply that those with tattoos are all hooligans? come on lah, it was meant to be a joke, if it's not funny to you or whoever, so be it...one man's meat is another man's poison...if i were to embark on a racism spree, it would not be so simple...Originally posted by Ah_Nic:Schwing, i would like to remind u that this forum do not tolerate people who practise racism.
Your comment on those who r circumcised r directly implying to people of Islamic religion.
I would also like to inform you that not all who r circumcised are of "reglious" background. Dont forget, American's are 90% circumcised also. So please refrain from using "generic" terms.
and since when does it directly imply that those circumcised ones are of religious background? that i say they were circumcised? you said it directly implied, not me, anyone who has problems with that, go after him......my former CO, who was, according to your words, circumcised and of religious background, was parade commander during 1997's NDP, and he's now a full colonel, just to let you know...
*tsk tsk* still have the impression that those circumcised and of religious background can only be cook, clerk, driver or storeman?? -
talk about this I got a funny joke about my frd
That day we went check up togther, then it was his turn,...he went in 1st...
After that the Doc said, ' now turn your head'
My friend said ok and turn his WHOLE BODY sideway
Then Doc very sacastic, pointing to his penis and said," Not this head , that head (pointing at his real head) " -
Wahahahahahaha that was funny man! hahahahaha today my bf going for checkup.. hehehehehe will interrogate him later