Originally posted by pdbm:
i dream i was in a supermarket n then i went to buy some apples n when i pick up an apple, it suddenly exploded like a grenade n caused my face n shirt to be full of apple pulp. so i scold the apple knn your mother smell cheesepie fark broken. then one supermarket staff saw me n slapped me for scolding vulgarities. then i told her knn the apple explode in my face.
then she say the apple buay song me n walk away. so i angry n i took an apple n throw it on her head n then later she turned into a monster with spiky thorns on her head n chased after me around the supermarket!
i screamed for help but the other shoppers ignored me. then i slipped n fell on a banana skin. n the monster was coming for me! it has sharp teeth n wanted to eat me. then when it came near me i took a piece of the banana skin n stick it on the monster's forehead like a chinese yellow talisman n then it became still n melted into the ground.
i then resumed shopping n later one auntie promoter was frying chicken n ask me to try. i went to smell the chicken frying in the deep fryer n then suddenly this auntie pushed my head into the deep fryer!! siao ah!! lucky i was fast enough...i quickly pushed the deep fryer full of hot oil away, before my face gets fried. n it dropped onto the floor n scalded her feet n later she disappeared into thin air. then suddenly that deep fryer changed into a timebomb n the clock was ticking...1 minute!!
so i quickly ran to the entrance n saw a young chiobu part time cashier with big breasts. i told her the supermarket gonna explode! i grab her hand n ran n shortly afterwards, got a big explosion n we fell forward with me on top of her, hugging her, protecting her from the blast.
after the dust settled, she said you're my hero! thanks for saving me! n kissed me passionately.................
then later i woke up....oh what a dream!
lol ... I had this kind of dream when I was a little boy ... boy, you bring back some fond memory ... ha ha ... cute ... err ... how old are you if I may ask??
