Now her parents want to rape me!

• My Curly-Hairy Rambutan

  11 Nov 07, 21:24

  Last month, I went for a morning walk in a garden. Then I saw a cute petite girl jogging. I go and said Hi to her and we make friend eventually.
  
  Then, yesterday we argue about something. She dont want to give up and I dowan to tolerate. Then, she kick me in the nuts and I fell down. I stand up like a Rocky and smack her breast.
  
  She cried and run away back home and tell her parents. After that her parents phoned me and his father said he is dunno what big gangster and best friend to the police.
  
  His father threaten to cut my bird bird and feed it to transsexual Thai to eat it raw....
  
  I'm so afraid....what should I do???
  
  
• MARK1992

  11 Nov 07, 21:25

  do it again
• gunner77

  11 Nov 07, 21:26

  EDITED.....................
• SBS3625D

  11 Nov 07, 21:26

  Fuck off!
• cApitaland

  11 Nov 07, 21:30

  the ban button loves those who copy and paste.
  
  or smth like tht.
• Lorry`

  11 Nov 07, 21:32

  attempt to negotiate....
  
  and then offer 2 baskets of curly, hairy rambutans
  
  rem, is 2 baskets for her parents
  2 baskets for the gangsters
  and 2 baskets for the police
• xunmengzitu

  11 Nov 07, 21:33

  nice story....
• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  11 Nov 07, 21:33

  
• noahnoah

  11 Nov 07, 21:34

  
  sounds like some HK gangster show
  
  
• alleggerita

  11 Nov 07, 21:35

  I think you should worry more about the ban button than your bird bird..
• ctstalin

  11 Nov 07, 21:36

  pruss one b4 rock and bend and booking in
• BeRt^.^

  11 Nov 07, 21:37

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  

• sEphIrOth

  11 Nov 07, 21:43

  
• snobbish

  11 Nov 07, 21:44

  
• snobbish

  11 Nov 07, 21:45

  
• alleggerita

  11 Nov 07, 21:47

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  

  WOW!
• Xiao Bao Ge

  11 Nov 07, 23:34

  LOL @ you
• 0°C_Serenade

  11 Nov 07, 23:40

  worst story. ever.
  
  
• hatemeifuwantto

  11 Nov 07, 23:43

  hm..wats next?
• polarsnake

  12 Nov 07, 02:35

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  

  
• The Great Khali

  12 Nov 07, 03:08

  Originally posted by My Curly-Hairy Rambutan:

  Last month, I went for a morning walk in a garden. Then I saw a cute petite girl jogging. I go and said Hi to her and we make friend eventually.
  
  Then, yesterday we argue about something. She dont want to give up and I dowan to tolerate. Then, she kick me in the nuts and I fell down. I stand up like a Rocky and smack her breast.
  
  She cried and run away back home and tell her parents. After that her parents phoned me and his father said he is dunno what big gangster and best friend to the police.
  
  His father threaten to cut my bird bird and feed it to transsexual Thai to eat it raw....
  
  I'm so afraid....what should I do???
  
  

  
• radioactivelk

  12 Nov 07, 03:12

  nice one...
• toyota-corolla

  12 Nov 07, 03:17

  
• the.owl

  12 Nov 07, 14:05

  Originally posted by The Great Khali:

  

  I dont get it....is that supposed to be funny?
• LittleGoldfish

  13 Nov 07, 09:13

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  I dont get it....is that supposed to be funny?

  LOL i guess so