Mallu Bachelor's Proposal Letter .....man!! You got to read

• [K]iyoshi

  20 Nov 07, 18:14

  Hi Guys this is a good one.......!
  
  CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!
  
  and send it to yr mallu friends.....
  
  Madam:
  I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
  
  I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
  
  I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.
  
  I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
  
  I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
  
  If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
  
  Expecting soon,
  Yours and only yours Kutty
  
• Daisuke-kun

  20 Nov 07, 18:15

  nvr make me puke or anything leh
• sEphIrOth

  20 Nov 07, 18:19

  
• seotiblizzard

  20 Nov 07, 18:21

  WTF!.
  
  
  
  Freaking funny la deh.
  
• metalcar

  20 Nov 07, 18:23

  ............ ?
• HollowGrowl

  20 Nov 07, 21:13

  So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope
  upskirt
• LatecomerX

  21 Nov 07, 06:20

  Jokes and Humour