Well.. I wouldn't mind kissing some cheese for a change... I love em aged...Originally posted by Boka v2.0:The last time i check,one who falls flat and decides for aother rematch has to kiss the feet of whom she wants a rematch.
Me no animal, me understands more than one language.Originally posted by Gedanken:Well, I started out talking nice, but these animals only understand one language.
Aiyo, gong gong, that lazy bum always sleep until 12 pm then go wet market, so what u expect, what left are those scrap pieces of bones and veges.Originally posted by richong 3216:This old man just came in & wants to contd with the merry making - hopefully up to the new year - so here I go:
1) Wet markets in sg dont sell scraps - everything is fresh & it opens from abt 5.30 am to 12 pm.
2)" ..... claims to be a lady, or intellegent, or capable, or anything resembling human if you dont want people laughing at you".
So what do u expect the little angel to be? You expect her to be a sumo wrestler wearing a pink bikini? I hope your expectation wont come true - otherwise after u met her, your household dont have to open the door for u to go inside - just slip u thru the 10 mm gap below the door.
Alamak!! aunt ne chia lak (very serious in hokkien) - is he under life support system? - if he is, please dont pull out the tubes - otherwise u have to send him the flowers earlier ok?Originally posted by angel7030:Aiyo, gong gong, that lazy bum always sleep until 12 pm then go wet market, so what u expect, what left are those scrap pieces of bones and veges.
Huh! sori loh, Gong gong, u are wrong, if he meets me, he dun even get a chance to go home. He most probably will end up in SGH Block 9, tray 22 or A&E intensive care.
Save the flowers for New year eve.
Uncle Richong, you're my heroOriginally posted by richong 3216:This old man just came in & wants to contd with the merry making - hopefully up to the new year - so here I go:
1) Wet markets in sg dont sell scraps - everything is fresh & it opens from abt 5.30 am to 12 pm.
2)" ..... claims to be a lady, or intellegent, or capable, or anything resembling human if you dont want people laughing at you".
So what do u expect the little angel to be? You expect her to be a sumo wrestler wearing a pink bikini? I hope your expectation wont come true - otherwise after u met her, your household dont have to open the door for u to go inside - just slip u thru the 10 mm gap below the door.
Log cakes are not healthy snacks. Clog up those arteries yo ?Originally posted by teraexa:+1.
Oh, I ran out of popcorn. Feasting on a chocolate log cake instead.
Lau heroOriginally posted by jojobeach:Uncle Richong, you're my hero![]()
What YOU sex change ? You are THE real man. They are the ones needing a sex change.Originally posted by richong 3216:Lau hero![]()
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Now this lau hero is worried that all the big & small guns will open up & be firing on all cylinders 360% & they will tell me "old man, u can run but u cannot hide - we will give u an option - u go to thailand & have a sex change done". So how now? please bear in mind that I still want my old gun rather than no gun![]()
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I like the words u used to portray certain situations but we better cool down because I notice someone is getting irritated.Originally posted by jojobeach:What YOU sex change ? You are THE real man. They are the ones needing a sex change.
Fancy those "guys" who claim themselves to be men, ganging up and bashing shamelessly on a girl. Now THAT would be so GAY.
Like a gang of aunties beating up the mistress. Tsk tsk.
Old gun is better than those guns they fire during National day.
Don't worry. My metabolism high enough to burn 'em all.Originally posted by jojobeach:Log cakes are not healthy snacks. Clog up those arteries yo ?
Empty calories.... bad.
Oh..good good. Exercising I mean.Originally posted by teraexa:Don't worry. My metabolism high enough to burn 'em all.
Plus I exercise at least 3 times a week, at least 30 mins every session!
Lau hero .... u silly and dense or whatOriginally posted by richong 3216:Lau hero![]()
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Now this lau hero is worried that all the big & small guns will open up & be firing on all cylinders 360% & they will tell me "old man, u can run but u cannot hide - we will give u an option - u go to thailand & have a sex change done". So how now? please bear in mind that I still want my old gun rather than no gun![]()
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Why add a " ya" at the end of your sentence?Originally posted by angel7030:Whatever, as long as he gives us holidays, i pray to him. As Angel on my knees, "oh my lord, thanks for the holidays ya", and to my Santa Maria, "Bless you for giving us Jesus"
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Coming soon, New year 2008 and Chinese New Year, Yeah!!!
"nitwit in ancient armour" is much much better than a subclinical schizophrenic with STD (std is not sexually transmitted disease - lucky for u - but is schizophrenic thought disorder).Originally posted by TS Kan:Lau hero .... u silly and dense or whatThey are 'laughing' at u and u come to their rescue
Better call u 'nitwit in ancient armour' instead.
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U are the Lau hero (aka 'nitwit in ancient armour') whatOriginally posted by richong 3216:"nitwit in ancient armour" is much much better than a subclinical schizophrenic with STD (std is not sexually transmitted disease - lucky for u - but is schizophrenic thought disorder).
Someone posted "uncle richong 3216 u r my hero" why dont u ask the person who said that remark instead of targetting me? Now I think you are not only having STD but also having paranoid delusions mainly directed on me.
Like mohd ali the boxer said "I aint got no quarrel with the vietcong", I am saying to u that I aint got no quarrel with u & if u want to start a debate with me, I am willing, ready & able to do so & in the process we'll make this thread longer than the one on "Lee Kuan Yew when are going to die?" which has been going for 7 months.
"laughing at you' and your reference to 'hitting below the belt' is the same thing O' Prideless OneOriginally posted by richong 3216:The more I analyse the 27 words in the post, the more I can see abnormalities coming out - "they are laughing at me" - this is an indication that u r having auditory hallucination (hearing voices when there is none)
Hey brother, share can?Originally posted by Kuali Baba:It looks like another argument is about to begin, or is it a false dawn?
*Keeps the cashew nuts on stand-by*
No, not Ged. *DUH*Originally posted by jojobeach:Yah, and they are all Ang Mohs , NO ?