11th Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest Winners

• the Bear

  16 Dec 07, 20:31

  Grand Prize: A label on a small tractor that warns: "Danger! Avoid Death."
  
  
  
  
• the Bear

  16 Dec 07, 20:31

  Second place: An iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
  
  
  
  
• the Bear

  16 Dec 07, 20:32

  Third place: A baby stroller featuring a small pouch for storage that warns: "Do not put child in bag."
  
  
  
  
• the Bear

  16 Dec 07, 20:32

  Honorable Mention: A letter opener that says,"Caution: Safety goggles recommended."
  
  
  
  
• the Bear

  16 Dec 07, 20:33

  Honorable Mention: A Vanishing Fabric Marker that warns: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."
  
  
  
  (source: Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch)
• wonderamazement

  16 Dec 07, 20:51

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  Honorable Mention: A Vanishing Fabric Marker that warns: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."
  
  
  
  (source: Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch)

  This one is hilarious.