Rock Punches Everything in the Face
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In scissors paper rock, I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play scissors paper rock, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
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yea thts the general idea. paper wraps rock and leaves it immobile.
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Sweet.
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lmao.. wtf hahaha..
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then u think of a way to beat roick? using your hands only
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You know why paper can control rock?Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:In scissors paper rock, I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play scissors paper rock, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole. -
this is taken from somewhere else. dont steal the work of other people without acknowledging them....
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WTF HAHAHAHHA
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and then i plus one again
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Well if the paper was a restraining order ...
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wa.... u tink soo much for 1 simple game that we dun even need to tink.. hahaha...
Paper wrap the rock so he consider dead.... lol -
well its actually noy supposed to be paper, its supposed to be cloth, so cloth can wrap up the rock and leave it immobile.
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Originally posted by the.owl:well its actually noy supposed to be paper, its supposed to be cloth, so cloth can wrap up the rock and leave it immobile.
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lololol
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hanor!Originally posted by the.owl:well its actually noy supposed to be paper, its supposed to be cloth, so cloth can wrap up the rock and leave it immobile.
originality it is cloth, but stupid angmoh mis-translate it to paper.
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get a lifeOriginally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:In scissors paper rock, I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play scissors paper rock, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole. -
Hmm who's the one who needs to get a life? The guy who posted this or the guy who reads it and thinks his advice is so great and filled with infinite wisdom that he feels the need to impart some of it even though honestly the guy who posted it in the first place doesn't really give a fuck what the second guy thinks. Hmmm???Originally posted by lookingr82nite:get a life