Crack this is you are brilliant
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I saw this at 93.3 Mary's blog before.
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you forgot the bus driver got 3 legs.
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Originally posted by Caitaokue:
you forgot the bus driver got 3 legs.
why 3?o.o -
its an adaptation from a nursery rhyme... around for decades if not century... hey, maybe centuries, who knows?....
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St Ives?
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u alone.
u nvr state the man was going to St.Ives
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this is a chained email.. so easy lah pls.... more complicated qn leh..
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many many legs la.
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There is a bus with 7 girls on it. Each girl has 7 bags but they only carry one around. Because the bus can sit 33 more people, the bus driver went to pick up 33 more people. Nobody tried putting live cats into bags and succeeded in keeping them still. Being sadists, these girls start putting dead cats into their bags. The most they can squeeze into their bags is 4 dead cats or 6 dead kittens. Each cat has 500grams of cat food undigested inside them, and the kittens have 200grams. 1kg of cat food costs $10. You earn $1000 dollars in a month. You worked 4 months straight. Then you went for a holiday in Greece costing you $5000. Then you went back to work again for another 4 months. Your boss gives you a bonus of $2000 for clinching an important deal. You loaned $4000 to your best friend. The loan interest is 5% per annum. Your friend returns you the loan in 2 years time. In 2 years time, 3 of your friends have gotten married. 2 of which had their wedding in a church. There is church near your home. It is approximately 500metres away. You stay at the eighth floor. The lift has broken down. You dropped your keys eight storeys down. The keys accelerate at the rate of 9.81ms-2 The keys weigh 0.5N One key is blue, two keys are silver. The blue key opens your bedroom. Your bedroom has 4 walls. All the walls are painted white. Q> Is the bus from SBS or SMRT?
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Originally posted by SilverRevo:
There is a bus with 7 girls on it.
Each girl has 7 bags but they only carry one around.
Because the bus can sit 33 more people, the bus driver went to pick up 33 more people.
Nobody tried putting live cats into bags and succeeded in keeping them still.
Being sadists, these girls start putting dead cats into their bags.
The most they can squeeze into their bags is 4 dead cats or 6 dead kittens.
Each cat has 500grams of cat food undigested inside them, and the kittens have 200grams.
1kg of cat food costs $10.
You earn $1000 dollars in a month.
You worked 4 months straight.
Then you went for a holiday in Greece costing you $5000.
Then you went back to work again for another 4 months.
Your boss gives you a bonus of $2000 for clinching an important deal.
You loaned $4000 to your best friend.
The loan interest is 5% per annum.
Your friend returns you the loan in 2 years time.
In 2 years time, 3 of your friends have gotten married.
2 of which had their wedding in a church.
There is church near your home.
It is approximately 500metres away.
You stay at the eighth floor.
The lift has broken down.
You dropped your keys eight storeys down.
The keys accelerate at the rate of 9.81ms-2
The keys weigh 0.5N
One key is blue, two keys are silver.
The blue key opens your bedroom.
Your bedroom has 4 walls.
All the walls are painted white.
Q> Is the bus from SBS or SMRT?
LOL -
How many pussies are there altogether?
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Case closed.
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a deeper analysis of the question:
how each forum will respond to the question,
homework forum:
"7 girls x 7 bags = 49 bags
49 bags x 7 big cats each = 343 big cats
343 big cats x 4 legs each = 1372 big cat legs
343 big cats x 7 smaller cat = 2401 smaller cat legs
2401 smaller cat legs x 4 legs = 9604 smaller cat legs
7 kids x 2 legs = 14 kids legs
1372 big cat legs + 9604 smaller cat legs + 14 kids legs = 10990 legs"
Noiseology:
"No legs, bus runs on tires."
Bus forum:
"the bus will be overloaded and unable to move." OR
No legs.
"All kena kicked out... cannot bring live animals on bus." OR
"Is the bus from SBS or SMRT?"
Bar:
How many pussies are there altogether? OR
"so i only count all the girls leg that are resting on the bus right?
i dont count the cats leg that are not on the bus but on the girls?
so how many pairs of girl leg are there
hm......."
Speaker's Corner:
"What are steps that the NEA should take to prevent the overpopulation of cats in Singapore" OR
"How should our Transport Minister IMPROVE our bus service to accomodate the increase in cats and people boarding the bus"
Singapore Armed Forces:
"How can the SAF send more cats to Tekong for BMT"
Whinehouse:
"wah lao so many cats la....."
Food:
"which cat food is nice?"
Multi Level Marketing:
"wah, how to bring more cats to MLM so dat there will be more legs. If u bring more cats, with more legs, we can give u more earning. and teach ur downline these these these so dat dey can bring more cats in."
Singles Club:
"i wan a cat as my companion!"
hehe...i hope i nvr offend forum moderators..... :P
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hahahahahahah
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Hahahaha. LOL. Hiphop u really go analyse. hahahaha. LOL.
u forget, CC and UOC and Club 30.
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Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:
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u alone.
u nvr state the man was going to St.Ives
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izit impt?