Gift for friend beginning uni
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Originally posted by eagle:
Condoms are already sold at uni bookstores
Are they fruity flavoured ones?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
how about a dildo ? .....
I once gave a girl a dildo vibrator as a gag birthday gift once ... and she got very interested in me afterwards .... send me card on V-day and what not ....
The card read : Oi ! Where are the batteries?
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Originally posted by parn:
They are "elite" in shooting blanks (DIY) at night....especially in the middle of the night.But yeah...they can only imagined themselves as "elite" comparing to those who aren't as "elite" as themselves.
Aren't "elite" supposed to go against the other "elites", but why our "elites" only go against who are "retarded"?
because in singapore, there is no such thing as elite. Lol. The "elite" we think of as elite are not really elite, but more like, fortunate for being born into the right families.
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Originally posted by parn:
She just want to express her thanks to you for allowing her other lovers to use it on her.Too bad you gave it to her, you have lost the opportunity to see it in action.
Or she plans to use it on you.
I hope its the 2nd that is true. I'd pay good money for the girl to use it on Fatum. LOL -
Originally posted by 4Justice:
I hope its the 2nd that is true. I'd pay good money for the girl to use it on Fatum. LOLoh no ! ... pleasure beads are fine ... but I draw the line at anything phallic ...
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Ok. How about a fist?
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to the face?
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To Fatum's ass.
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i hope fatum will like it...
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Originally posted by 4Justice:
To Fatum's ass.
You can't miss.
It's THAT big.
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Originally posted by charlize:
You can't miss.
It's THAT big.
I knew I had a stalker in s'toon ....
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Hole in one.
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Be careful wor...he might scream out your name in XTC....
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Fatum is so popular among the ladies.
And maybe the guys too.
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Originally posted by parn:
Be careful wor...he might scream out your name in XTC....
Yes scream. The louder the better! =D -
charlize jealous is it?
You can join him also.
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Originally posted by 4Justice:
Yes scream. The louder the better! =DI knew you like such things when you made me wear a gimp mask the last time ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I knew you like such things when you made me wear a gimp mask the last time ...
Really? I'd have thought me sticking needles thru the head of your ding dong was what gave the game away.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I knew you like such things when you made me wear a gimp mask the last time ...
but you keep telling us that your GIMP keeps crashing.. is that some kind of code word between the both of you?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
but you keep telling us that your GIMP keeps crashing.. is that some kind of code word between the both of you?
that was this "gimp" .... -_-
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Originally posted by 4Justice:
Really? I'd have thought me sticking needles thru the head of your ding dong was what gave the game away.
fark, you mean that wasn't accupunture ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
fark, you mean that wasn't accupunture ....
No it wasn't, not anymore than you being tied up makes you Houndini.
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uni is so tough these days...... as we can see from the above........
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pays for her 1st year's tuition fee is better...