Speak like olde english gentleman and ladies thread
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oh my, lets see what have we got here. Isnt this the belonging of the long lost Master Jacob? Well, it seems to lead me to believe that this is the secret recipe of Jacob's biscuits!
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Originally posted by sand king:
speaking of beers, i just had a liquid lunch just now!
i will however protest, my friend, if you elect to commandeer your vehicle while under the influence of your alcholic beverages
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shee mee lan cheow?
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See me, run, chow ...?
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Originally posted by sand king:
speaking of beers, i just had a liquid lunch just now!
Did you have a nice pint of lager?
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Originally posted by skythewood:
pardon me, my lady, but i would be very much pleased if you were to address the afore mentioned person as my learned friend or as a charming good sir.
Please revert back to your old SG Guys style when talking to SG Girls, not all SG Girls like ang moh style and especially coming from an ang moh GUI!!!!
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Originally posted by parn:
Please revert back to your old SG Guys style when talking to SG Girls, not all SG Girls like ang moh style and especially coming from an ang moh GUI!!!!
i would obliged, but it would spoil the fun of this amusing thread. my apologies, but would you be so kind to join me in the use of olde english in this thread? -
Originally posted by skythewood:
i would obliged, but it would spoil the fun of this amusing thread. my apologies, but would you be so kind to join me in the use of olde english in this thread?
Noooo.......that's too embarrassing for me. -
Originally posted by parn:
Noooo.......that's too embarrassing for me.but i must insist, my dear lady. for it would be a pleasure to have you here with us.
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Originally posted by skythewood:
but i must insist, my dear lady. for it would be a pleasure to have you here with us.
No, it's super embarrassing for humans to behave like this. -
Chinese FTW
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Originally posted by parn:
No, it's super embarrassing for humans to behave like this.indeed, pardon my intrusion than, my fair lady, and have a pleasant evening.
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Originally posted by youyayu:
Chinese FTW
initially i read 'Chinese' as 'Cheese' ><
and i was like....I LOVE CHEESEEEE!!!!
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Originally posted by JJxJJ:
Did you have a nice pint of lager?
Oh goodie, I had a couple tankards of my favorite ale while kicking back to my favorite Heavy Metal tunes! I sir, had a great time and I shall look forward to doing the same when the clock strikes 12 on monday!
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Originally posted by skythewood:
i will however protest, my friend, if you elect to commandeer your vehicle while under the influence of your alcholic beverages
Oh you shall have nothing to worry about!
I haven't got one of those fancy licence! -
oh nose! huai euu all speak riddat?
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SINGLISH VS ENGISH-UseSinglish, it's so much economical n effective-Compare n SeeWhen Going Shopping-Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.-S'poreans: No Stock!When returning a Call-Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?-S'poreans: Hello, who page?When some1 is in the wayBritains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam hor! or Skius!(excuse)When some1 offers 2 payBritains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.S'poreans: no need lah!When asking 4 permissionBritains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?When asking 2 be excusedBritains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a momentS'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh... ...When doubting some1Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.S'poreans: Got meh?When disagreeing on a topic of discussionBritish: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policyS'poreans: Talk cock lah u!When asking some1 2 lower thei voice...Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!When asking some1 if he or she noes uBritains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah!
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Zounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me coward, by the Lord, I'll stab thee.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yafc_jSv2Wg
BEST Russel Peter's video on the Britains. Will make you laugh for sure.
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My hearty salutations, dear friends, would anyone fancy a cup of Darjeeling?
I had plans to meet someone earlier on but the event has been cancelled due to work commitments on his part, indeed, I cannot deny that I am mildy frustrated by his act, but life goes on, I shall not let it bother me.
That aside, I believe today will be a day for which I can pamper myself by being unproductive on an above average basis. -
pardon my bigbrudder yo~
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i have completed my prior engagement, and is very please to behold the post count to rise to 2 scores and seven. well done, my good friends, bravo!
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Originally posted by skythewood:
i have completed my prior engagement, and is very please to behold the post count to rise to 2 scores and seven. well done, my good friends, bravo!
yo, dude, why dun u be a good boy and slide that tequila over ya. -
Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:
oh nose! huai euu all speak riddat?
calling me?