Wu Song kill a tiger
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Originally posted by parn:
At least this story tells people that Chinese aren't dumb enough to jump into a tiger's den in a zoo and get killed by WHITE TIGERS.If Chinese have to enter the den, we know how to hunt them to make KFT.
Kentucky Fried Tiger.
u must be feeling hungrytill u thnk of KFT ...
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last time people can easily fly/jump to rooftop, so killing a tiger is considered simple for them
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Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:
last time people can easily fly/jump to rooftop, so killing a tiger is considered simple for them
last time people can travel miles withoutany transport also
they can easily use their power also
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Originally posted by parn:
At least this story tells people that Chinese aren't dumb enough to jump into a tiger's den in a zoo and get killed by WHITE TIGERS.If Chinese have to enter the den, we know how to hunt them to make KFT.
Kentucky Fried Tiger.
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20081122/tap-as-china-panda-bites-student-bb10fb8.htmlYet chinese jumped into a panda's den and got bitten...
"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency. - Quote from the report...
I think maybe becoz someone else tot the white tiger was cute and wanted to hug him? Lesson learnt~
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use gomu gomu bazooka KO the tiger
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Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:
last time people can easily fly/jump to rooftop, so killing a tiger is considered simple for them
ya, last time for those crouching tiger they can easily crunch it, now where got time to crunch tiger when most are focusing on how to prevent the crunching credit crisis -
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20081122/tap-as-china-panda-bites-student-bb10fb8.htmlYet chinese jumped into a panda's den and got bitten...
"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency. - Quote from the report...
I think maybe becoz someone else tot the white tiger was cute and wanted to hug him? Lesson learnt~
Why he wanted to be more famous than our white tiger case ar?? ask him dun be copy cat ya -
Originally posted by angel7030:
ya, last time for those crouching tiger they can easily crunch it, now where got time to crunch tiger when most are focusing on how to prevent the crunching credit crisis
no leh now ppl no time for wateverwhite or orange tiger
now ppl trying hard to wake up the bull
as the bear too active already
cannot har then sales dropppppp
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Originally posted by noahnoah:
no leh now ppl no time for wateverwhite or orange tiger
now ppl trying hard to wake up the bull
as the bear too active already
cannot har then sales dropppppp
then, where is the hidden Dragon??? -
Originally posted by angel7030:
then, where is the hidden Dragon???
hidden dragon hiding in Mr Lee housemah
thats why hor u see he so prosper right
he cannot release the dragon later the
Lee dynasty collapse how
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Originally posted by noahnoah:
hidden dragon hiding in Mr Lee housemah
thats why hor u see he so prosper right
he cannot release the dragon later the
Lee dynasty collapse how
Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon,...u r rite, the white tigers are crouching and angry now, and the dragon is hiding. No wonder Feng Shui no good. Damn, must go pray to kong kong liao -
Originally posted by angel7030:
Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon,...u r rite, the white tigers are crouching and angry now, and the dragon is hiding. No wonder Feng Shui no good. Damn, must go pray to kong kong liao
o feng shui not goodmaybe is time u shift house liao
me got many house for sale
u come to me ya
u want how big or small
i also have
ya( special discount for u ya)
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Wang Sa and Yeh Feng's version is like this :
Wu Song was drunk and dispite the warning went into the forest. He came face to face with this huge tiger. The tiger jump up and wanting to pound on him but fall mid-way - it died - from cancer .. Wu Song did not really killed the tiger ....
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Originally posted by noahnoah:
o feng shui not goodmaybe is time u shift house liao
me got many house for sale
u come to me ya
u want how big or small
i also have
ya( special discount for u ya)
i shift house...OMG! the value is so low now, u want me to sleep in bus stop is it?? Please lah, fren fren u also want to con me, go do your sale somewhere else. I think i put a big mirror infront my gate to ward you off better. -
Originally posted by angel7030:
i shift house...OMG! the value is so low now, u want me to sleep in bus stop is it?? Please lah, fren fren u also want to con me, go do your sale somewhere else. I think i put a big mirror infront my gate to ward you off better.
where got so badu sleep in bus stop?
i never con u leh
mirror ward me off no use
your mirror might break also
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Originally posted by SiMiLaiEh*:
use gomu gomu bazooka KO the tiger
u ish watch too much One Piece alr.
I use gomu gomu no......STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Technically speaking, it is quite possible to bludgeon a tiger to death with just your fists. They're mammals with a brain, and the brain is a soft lump of tissue that's suspended in fluid. Walloping the container that it's in tends to bounce it about a bit (even when said container takes minimal damage), with predictably nasty results. Repeated strikes would probably end up causing serious injury to the animal, and possibly death.
However, we have no clue as to how strong this guy was other than the hyperbole that often fills such accounts. I believe that a well-conditioned man with some training could pull this off if he managed to hang on to the back of the tiger long enough to do the work. The hard part is not the killing, it's the surviving.
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Now, if only parn could get mauled by a tiger...
Pah, who am I kidding, the tiger would retch at the concentrated stupidity and throw the remains back up.
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Originally posted by ExtraVehicular:
Technically speaking, it is quite possible to bludgeon a tiger to death with just your fists. They're mammals with a brain, and the brain is a soft lump of tissue that's suspended in fluid. Walloping the container that it's in tends to bounce it about a bit (even when said container takes minimal damage), with predictably nasty results. Repeated strikes would probably end up causing serious injury to the animal, and possibly death.
However, we have no clue as to how strong this guy was other than the hyperbole that often fills such accounts. I believe that a well-conditioned man with some training could pull this off if he managed to hang on to the back of the tiger long enough to do the work. The hard part is not the killing, it's the surviving.
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Now, if only parn could get mauled by a tiger...
Pah, who am I kidding, the tiger would retch at the concentrated stupidity and throw the remains back up.
Why do you need to mention my name?But on the other hand, cowards like yourself can NEVER even come close to me to be able to do anything real to me.
Keep hoping, cos one day you will get run under by a bus.
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Originally posted by ExtraVehicular:
Technically speaking, it is quite possible to bludgeon a tiger to death with just your fists. They're mammals with a brain, and the brain is a soft lump of tissue that's suspended in fluid. Walloping the container that it's in tends to bounce it about a bit (even when said container takes minimal damage), with predictably nasty results. Repeated strikes would probably end up causing serious injury to the animal, and possibly death.
However, we have no clue as to how strong this guy was other than the hyperbole that often fills such accounts. I believe that a well-conditioned man with some training could pull this off if he managed to hang on to the back of the tiger long enough to do the work. The hard part is not the killing, it's the surviving.
Erm, you like to give it a try?
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maybe wu song devolved into an ape and beat the shit out of the tiger
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Originally posted by the Bear:
maybe wu song devolved into an ape and beat the shit out of the tiger
should be gorilla mah
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@ yamizi:
Yes, if I was a trained warrior like this chap, I'd be willing to do it if I was confronted with an angry tiger. Even if I wasn't, I'd do my best to make it difficult for the beast. If the bugger wants the energy, it can work for it.
Also, have you got any proof to the contrary?
@parn:
You just proved my point.
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Maybe it was a paper tiger Wu Song killed?....
Or he was playing monster hunter?...you know..have to kill tiger, lion, cats...
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Originally posted by parn:
... by ExtraVehicular: Technically speaking, it is quite possible to ..., and the brain is a soft lump of ...Walloping the container that it's in tends to...work. The hard part is not the killing, it's the surviving. ... to do anything real to me. Keep ...
Who edited my original post?