Is this for real? ![]()
Or is it one of those novelty joke stuff?
The reviews are extremely funny too. ![]()
Can buy and send it to someone else address . .
Scare the shit out of him .... Can be christmas present.
Originally posted by Ice Dive:Can buy and send it to someone else address . .
Scare the shit out of him .... Can be christmas present.
Seems real. But I think it's low dose radioactivity to test the effectiveness of the geiger counters.
I clicked on the merchant's other products, they include geiger counter and other scientific products, not jokes and novelty items.
Pretty funny post...
the comments were epic. ![]()
Review at the top.... Classic
Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.
Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!
However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.
Big mistake!
Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!
Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.
And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..
I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.
First of all, I need to mention that if you're looking for facial ointment, THIS IS NOT IT.
I found that out the hard way.
Second of all, this stuff is totally inferior, but not totally useless. Upon finding out that it wasn't acne lotion (and made a HORRIBLE cake icing,) I did some research. My discoveries were interesting, so I decided to try some "Family Fun" projects with Uranium Ore.
A bit of advice: You know how there's the urban legend about the death ray using Uranium? Well, guess what--it's crap. I tried it on my sister, and she ran away screaming in agony. NOT DEAD. (By the way, my sister also ran away screaming in agony when I pointed a toilet-paper tube at her and made that funny laser noise from Star Wars.)
However, Uranium does have its uses. First of all, it's the heaviest natural element in existence (Gravity gun? Has potential), which means that it has a whopping 92 protons. Second of all, it's only 2 protons away from Plutonium.
Ah, plutonium.
Plutonium is not available on Amazon, which means the closest you can get is Uranium. Now, Plutonium:
Makes an excellent death ray
DOES clear up zits (by melting your face)
Tastes EXCELLENT on cake
AND is highly radioactive, which means if you hang around it long enough, you get superpowers (but, usually, you get cancer instead).
And, an added bonus is that, when adding those extra particles to fuse the Uranium into Plutonium, the fusion causes an explosion force the size of an atomic bomb, which, if harnessed properly, provides excellent energy. You can power your house for a years with the energy, and not have to use ANY fossil fuels. It is a wonderful method of (literally) green energy.
Unfortunately, I recently learned that, to initiate fusion, you need a mass the size of the sun.
Um.
But, I'm working on invention for that. I'm going to use the uranium ore to make a gravity gun, and then I'll use the gravity gun on the uranium ore...
...which is in the gravity gun.
Um.
So, Uranium ore can be very useful, and I would recommend it, but by more than one. After all, shipping is expensive, especially when the UPS driver keeps abandoning his truck to jump around in spandex and stop every petty theif he sees.
Bottom line: Useful, but not necessary. It has potential, but it's not that great on it's own.
I had recently purchased a used car from my friend Dr. Emmitt Brown, and was told I needed to purchase nuclear material to enjoy the full benefits of the car. I saw this item on Amazon and thought I was in luck. Unfortunately, the use of uranium in my Delorean had some unforseen consequences. As I entered a California freeway, I knew I had to speed up to 90 MPH, or I would be run off the road. As I approached this speed, many weird things started to happen, and long story short, I was somehow transported to the year 1996. Knowing the past sports outcomes of the last decade, I went to Las Vegas and correctly predicted the winner of every World Series, Super Bowl, NBA Finals. Now, I am a billionaire and married to my childhood sweetheart, after I killed her husband. Thank you uranium ore, for making my dreams come true.
This product is one of the best gag products I've ever purchased. I've already tricked 5 of my friends into getting cancer by either drinking it (spiked their drink), eating it (sprinkled it in their Rice-a-Roni), breathing its fumes (poured ore dust in his asthma inhaler), smearing it on their body (mixed it in with his soap in the soap dispenser), and using it for a rectal enema (self-explanatory). Each time, I was rolling on the ground laughing, it was so funny. I know those guys are probably gonna get me back for my crazy stunts, but I'm always gonna be one step ahead as long as I have tons of radioactive material at my disposal.
This is the best strawberry jam I've ever tasted. It works well with toast AND English muffins.
I purchased this product in order to eat it and use the radioactive powers gained to rob a local bank, bringing me into conflict with my nemesis, the thunder god Thor. By the time it kicked in, it was 4:50 and by the time I got over to the bank in the Decatur Street traffic the furgin bank was closed. I tried to melt my way in but no go and my stomach was starting to hurt. I turned to the heavens and screamed out, "ThoooOOOORRRR!!!" And I thought the clouds parted but I guess not. So I got in my car and drove over to, well, it was going to be Denny's but I quickly realized that the emergency room was a better bet. The doctor there didn't know how to summon Thor and honestly, I was not really up to fighting him by that time. My midsection was purple as a eggplant and I had about a thousand IV tubes in me. Anyway long story short, I died, and I found that none of the religions really got it right. No light or tunnel, no old guy with a gray beard, no reincarnation. It was like one of those long anterooms at a movie theatre when you superhave to take a leak. I looked around all over for Asgard and it took like, six months to get there and, long story short, Thor wasn't even there. You may want to try the [...] douche syringe instead.