How to Survive A Terror Hostage
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With the recent massacre that killed one of our fellow Singaporean, Mdm Lo, we should all think about the worse, especially if we travel.
ViciousCycle will give you his advice on how to Survive a terrorist hostage.
1)Prevention
a) If you are in high risk country, stay in lousy motels, or those hotels with very few people.
Terrorists have no fun taking a hostage in hotel with 2 people in it.
b) Just dont travel at all, stay in singapore for the next 20 years, till you die.
2) If you are taken hostage in the hotel/shopping etc
a) Behave
b) Lay Low, go under the radar. So that u wont be the one picked.
c) Be pathetic, terrorist only choose useful people for bargaining chip uses
d) Dont panic, keep a lookout for any chance to escape
i dont know how you are gonna do that, but there's a God.
e) I watch too much movie already. TAKE ONE OF THE TERRORIST HOSTAGE! SNATCH HIS GUN when he's scratching his crotch !
I hope these helped.
Good Luck ;) -
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:
With the recent massacre of our fellow Singapore, Mdm Lo, we should all think about the worse, especially if we travel.
ViciousCycle will give you his advice on how to Survive a terrorist hostage.
1)Prevention
a) If you are in high risk country, stay in lousy motels, or those hotels with very few people.
Terrorists have no fun taking a hostage in hotel with 2 people in it.
b) Just dont travel at all, stay in singapore for the next 20 years, till you die.
2) If you are taken hostage in the hotel/shopping etc
a) Behave
b) Lay Low, go under the radar. So that u wont be the one picked.
c) Be pathetic, terrorist only choose useful people for bargaining chip uses
d) Dont panic, keep a lookout for any chance to escape
i dont know how you are gonna do that, but there's a God.
e) I watch too much movie already. TAKE ONE OF THE TERRORIST HOSTAGE! SNATCH HIS GUN when he's scratching his crotch !
I hope these helped.
Good Luck ;)LoL..
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to be frank..
its plain useless.
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e) I watch too much movie already. TAKE ONE OF THE TERRORIST HOSTAGE! SNATCH HIS GUN when he's scratching his crotch !
What if all the terrorists are gals and aint going to be scratching their crotch? -
Originally posted by 4sg:
e) I watch too much movie already. TAKE ONE OF THE TERRORIST HOSTAGE! SNATCH HIS GUN when he's scratching his crotch !
What if all the terrorists are gals and aint going to be scratching their crotch?Well, they need to touch up their make-ups also. So grab when apply lip-sticks lor.
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Originally posted by Stucktoes:
Well, they need to touch up their make-ups also. So grab when apply lip-sticks lor.
wow
a gal terrorist in make-up room with a male hostage.....where..... under her armlock?
she sure damn like him a lot....man...... -
I don't mind
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how to survive a terror hostage..
but isnt a terror hostage a victim of terrorists?
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run
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what late Mdm lo mistake is asking husband to inform minsitry of foreign affair singapore regarding not to storm the hotel.
the massage should be to local police or authority, use country to country officer to talk,
war over
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Originally posted by ~N3RD~:
I don't mind
achmed
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How to survive a terror hostage:
Siam like him!
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Dont travel? Are you retard? You think Singapore is very safe? Terrorism can happen anytime, anywhere. Just ask USA, London, Madrid, Mumbai, Bali, etc..
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Originally posted by chrisbenoit:
Dont travel? Are you retard? You think Singapore is very safe? Terrorism can happen anytime, anywhere. Just ask USA, London, Madrid, Mumbai, Bali, etc..
I tink Singapore is the last place they wanna bomb. Cos they like to come here eat laksa and tan @ sentosa.
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Stay on low profile will be a good one, but once they do something to you, you better fight back. It's whether you die fighting or you die doing nothing. It will raise the chance of your survival if you were to know martial art, but not recommend to do it when there are more than 2 guns pointing at you.
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You forgot F): Make sure you get scared until you lau sai - you will smell so bad that the terrorists will grab someone else.
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what if i am a soldier from SAF , and i bring along my 11B in my wallet and they checked my wallet and saw my 11B , do i say sayonara to myself soon? or there is way to protect myself?
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pretend that you're of the same religion ? .....
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Originally posted by Resentment:
what if i am a soldier from SAF , and i bring along my 11B in my wallet and they checked my wallet and saw my 11B , do i say sayonara to myself soon? or there is way to protect myself?
u are not suppose to bring ur 11B out of country. only passport
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Got somemore options
i) Lie down pretend dead ....
j) Offer money
k) say you are from another terrorist group ...
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lol.. push the old men n women to the front n u make a dash for it at the opposite direction. While going up the stairs, push anyone that is in ur way down.
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All that useless if they are gona blow themselfs up!
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Originally posted by Ice Dive:
Got somemore options
i) Lie down pretend dead ....
LOL..machiam the terrorist are a bunch of bears =X -
anyone saw chuck?
haha
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Let me know if you see chunk ... I will be going after the lady ......