How to survive the economic crisis
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Some tips on how to survive the economic crisis when you are jobless.
-Everyday stay at home surf the internet. Come to sgforum, msn, friendster and facebook to talk kok and sing song. Maybe if you are lucky you can hook up some xiao mei mei for sex.
-When you are bored at home, masterbate. It is free and gppd for health too. It makes you tired and you sleep after that so you don't anyhow think.
-Everyday eat maggie mee and bread. Worst come to worst, go and beg for money or go to hawker centre, macdonald etc see got any leftover food and eat it.
If you are not working and you are a chio bu or yan dao:
- Go and work as social escort, prostitutie/pimp or be a mistress. Can work as Male/female stripper too
And if all this fails, than go and be a terriorist. There won't be any retrechment and pay is very good too. Maybe you can even earn more than LKY.
If you get caught you become a hero and the whole world knows you. Best part is you get free food and a free place to stay in changi prison.
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Originally posted by cliffton:
Some tips on how to survive the economic crisis when you are jobless.
-Everyday stay at home surf the internet. Come to sgforum, msn, friendster and facebook to talk kok and sing song. Maybe if you are lucky you can hook up some xiao mei mei for sex.
-When you are bored at home, masterbate. It is free and gppd for health too. It makes you tired and you sleep after that so you don't anyhow think.
-Everyday eat maggie mee and bread. Worst come to worst, go and beg for money or go to hawker centre, macdonald etc see got any leftover food and eat it.
If you are not working and you are a chio bu or yan dao:
- Go and work as social escort, prostitutie/pimp or be a mistress. Can work as Male/female stripper too
And if all this fails, than go and be a terriorist. There won't be any retrechment and pay is very good too. Maybe you can even earn more than LKY.
If you get caught you become a hero and the whole world knows you. Best part is you get free food and a free place to stay in changi prison.
The pay of a terrorist is good only if you know how to take over opium fields like those in Afghanistan and make innocent villagers work for you. Bombing places up is not going to earn you anything.
You will get free food and a personal cell which you can enjoy living in for a few months before they hang you for your crimes.
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Originally posted by cliffton:
Some tips on how to survive the economic crisis when you are jobless.
-Everyday stay at home surf the internet. Come to sgforum, msn, friendster and facebook to talk kok and sing song. Maybe if you are lucky you can hook up some xiao mei mei for sex.
-When you are bored at home, masterbate. It is free and gppd for health too. It makes you tired and you sleep after that so you don't anyhow think.
-Everyday eat maggie mee and bread. Worst come to worst, go and beg for money or go to hawker centre, macdonald etc see got any leftover food and eat it.
If you are not working and you are a chio bu or yan dao:
- Go and work as social escort, prostitutie/pimp or be a mistress. Can work as Male/female stripper too
And if all this fails, than go and be a terriorist. There won't be any retrechment and pay is very good too. Maybe you can even earn more than LKY.
If you get caught you become a hero and the whole world knows you. Best part is you get free food and a free place to stay in changi prison.
Get a fuckin life and stop posting crap like this, kid.
