WHEN i squeeze the chili n ketchup dispenser onto the tiny saucer plate, the chili n ketchup just explodes out like a gushing fountain of mucus n it ends up everywhere, almost stain my shirt. make my hand dirty full of sauce.
why like that?
so angry u know??
please please please..the dispenser is innocent...just like the watermelon
if u dun wanna stain ur shirt then dun wear anything loh..
Everybody knows should not press the pump too hard.
ts seems to have some dislikeness to items/objects/everything...watermelon want square one..den now wad leh?...ketchup in cubes??
You mean like this ?

You need to GET A LIFE ![]()
Muhahaha !! who cares as long as its entertaining. Wonder whats next tomorrow
Originally posted by TTFU:Muhahaha !! who cares as long as its entertaining. Wonder whats next tomorrow
stupid idiot car door crushed my finger ?
So angry u know ? ![]()
Originally posted by TTFU:So angry u know ?
...ts will be so too land with us rite now if he sees this
When too much comes out, you complain. Later too little come out, you complain again. So they much put a few dispensers there, stating clearly how long it takes for the sauce to fill a tiny saucer? Like 3 dispensers there stating, 3 secs (for those who complain that it's too slow), 10 secs (for average people) and 20 secs (for those who complain too fast)?
Originally posted by _Da_Dood_:ts seems to have some dislikeness to items/objects/everything...watermelon want square one..den now wad leh?...ketchup in cubes??
He's that watermelon guy??? Oh No!!! TS is wanting to tell us a serious conspiracy, we should listen to his prophecy......
That everything in the world is out to get him...
The next episode: "Idiot banana peel lying on the floor tripping me"
Originally posted by Moka:
He's that watermelon guy??? Oh No!!! TS is wanting to tell us a serious conspiracy, we should listen to his prophecy......That everything in the world is out to get him...
The next episode: "Idiot banana peel lying on the floor tripping me"
ahahaha this thread and the watermelon one should move to the jokes and humour forum
Originally posted by Carppo:WHEN i squeeze the chili n ketchup dispenser onto the tiny saucer plate, the chili n ketchup just explodes out like a gushing fountain of mucus n it ends up everywhere, almost stain my shirt. make my hand dirty full of sauce.
why like that?
so angry u know??
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i recommend you go for a lobotomy.. it will increase your IQ
Originally posted by Carppo:WHEN i squeeze the chili n ketchup dispenser onto the tiny saucer plate, the chili n ketchup just explodes out like a gushing fountain of mucus n it ends up everywhere, almost stain my shirt. make my hand dirty full of sauce.
why like that?
so angry u know??
From fluid mechanics, the equation of continuity (which is a subset of mass conservation) demands that when you pass a flowing fluid from a wider orifice into a narrow orifice, its velocity must go up.
That is to say, Av = constant, where A: x-section area, v: fluid velocity.
So while the ketchup may go up the dispenser tube at a relatively low velocity, if the cross-sectional area of the dispenser exit is smaller than the dispenser tube's cross-sectional area, the velocity has to go up. And that's why the ketchup splashes out.
Will this explanation suffice, or do you want to take into account the non-Newtonian characteristics of the ketchup and pressure loss through pipe friction?
TS should come to jokes and humour forum, since that forum so quiet...
Atleast there is someone to be the joke of the day to brighten our day... Hahaha... One day he can come to bus forum and complain about bus... Kub jam brake cause my oranges to roll? Rofl...
skip the ketchup
or the chilli sauce for that matter
Originally posted by Ngweitong:TS should come to jokes and humour forum, since that forum so quiet...
Atleast there is someone to be the joke of the day to brighten our day... Hahaha... One day he can come to bus forum and complain about bus... Kub jam brake cause my oranges to roll? Rofl...
LOL~ ![]()
is TS zha bor?
ya, lau zha bor
ts might be alien from outer space
stil trying to learnt how to squeeze sketchup
I think ts got problem reading english... i believe there got put indicatior PUSH... why squeeze? squeeze the tomato sause got ketchup come out?
Originally posted by fudgester:From fluid mechanics, the equation of continuity (which is a subset of mass conservation) demands that when you pass a flowing fluid from a wider orifice into a narrow orifice, its velocity must go up.
That is to say, Av = constant, where A: x-section area, v: fluid velocity.
So while the ketchup may go up the dispenser tube at a relatively low velocity, if the cross-sectional area of the dispenser exit is smaller than the dispenser tube's cross-sectional area, the velocity has to go up. And that's why the ketchup splashes out.
Will this explanation suffice, or do you want to take into account the non-Newtonian characteristics of the ketchup and pressure loss through pipe friction?
What happened was that when TS pressed too fast, the pressure increased in the dispensing pipe as well. The force of the ketchup on the inner walls of the pipes became higher than atmospheric pressure.
When the ketchup exits the pipe, there no more inner wall to exert the force back on the ketchup, and hence, the resultant force will cause the ketchup to spurt outwards, hence staining TS's shirt.
To summarize, TS didn't have sufficient common sense to press slowly.