My fight at Bruce Lee Jeet Kune Do martial art school
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Today I was at America for a tour when I walk past a martial art school teaching Jeet Kune Do.
I went in and asked to meet their teacher.
Teacher: Who are you and what do you want
Me: What martial art are you teaching
Teacher: Jeet Kune Do which is the best martial art in the world.
Me: Huh. What is that. Never heard of before leh. Must be some kind of fake martial art created by some noob.
Teacher: You are a real frog in the well. Jeet Kune Do is created by my teacher Bruce Lee who is the world's number 1 greatest fighter who has never lost a single battle at all.
Me: Oh. You mean your master is that dong ya bing fu bruce lee ah. That guy is just a movie actor who happen to know some martial arts only what. This Jeet Kund Do is just a fake martial art which he created to earn money what.
Teacher: How dare you insult my master. I will let you see what I am capable of.
The guy came charging towards me trying to punch and kick me but the poor chap could not even touch me at all.
When he finally managed to land his fist on me, he punched on the wrong part. He punched my iron head instead and his hand got fractured.
Than he tried to kick me.I use my iron palm skill to hit his legs and his legs became fractured too.
I told all 30 of his students who were present to attack me together as their martial arts was too lousy.
The first guy tried to punch me but missed and punched the second guy instead.
The third guy tried to kick me but missed and kicked the first guy instead. All the 30 students could not even hit me at all and they ended up hitting each other instead.
My turn came and I showed them my wing chun skills. In less than 10 seconds I displayed 100 wing chun punches and all the 100 punches hit the 30 students and all of them ended up in hospital.
I was right. Bruce Lee is just a dong ya bing fu who teached fake martial arts to cheat people's money. -
+1
TS played too much games
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haha nice story
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Originally posted by Malini.kittappa:
Today I was at America for a tour when I walk past a martial art school teaching Jeet Kune Do.
I went in and asked to meet their teacher.
Teacher: Who are you and what do you want
Me: What martial art are you teaching
Teacher: Jeet Kune Do which is the best martial art in the world.
Me: Huh. What is that. Never heard of before leh. Must be some kind of fake martial art created by some noob.
Teacher: You are a real frog in the well. Jeet Kune Do is created by my teacher Bruce Lee who is the world's number 1 greatest fighter who has never lost a single battle at all.
Me: Oh. You mean your master is that dong ya bing fu bruce lee ah. That guy is just a movie actor who happen to know some martial arts only what. This Jeet Kund Do is just a fake martial art which he created to earn money what.
Teacher: How dare you insult my master. I will let you see what I am capable of.
The guy came charging towards me trying to punch and kick me but the poor chap could not even touch me at all.
When he finally managed to land his fist on me, he punched on the wrong part. He punched my iron head instead and his hand got fractured.
Than he tried to kick me.I use my iron palm skill to hit his legs and his legs became fractured too.
I told all 30 of his students who were present to attack me together as their martial arts was too lousy.
The first guy tried to punch me but missed and punched the second guy instead.
The third guy tried to kick me but missed and kicked the first guy instead. All the 30 students could not even hit me at all and they ended up hitting each other instead.
My turn came and I showed them my wing chun skills. In less than 10 seconds I displayed 100 wing chun punches and all the 100 punches hit the 30 students and all of them ended up in hospital.
I was right. Bruce Lee is just a dong ya bing fu who teached fake martial arts to cheat people's money.
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i am so amused
hahahahaahaha
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ORLY !
Choose any one of them.
And u are going to be learning lessons of PAIN boy~!
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This belongs in the jokes forum.
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why not dig up bruce lee corpse and fight with it?
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COOL STORY BRO