What is the funniest thing that has happened to you?

• iciboi

  27 Aug 10, 16:16

  I remembered last time in secondary school, I was thirsty and wanted to drink from the water cooler. As you guys should know, water coolers have two ways of dispersing water, one that looks like a tap, the other which you have to press a button which would sprinkle water out.
  
  I always had a habit of drinking straight from the tap. But when I pull up the lever, I saw brown coloured water coming out. (Yes it is shit mixed with water). That particular water cooler was also near the toilet. I don't know the exact mechanics of a water cooler, but how is it possible that shit can be mixed with the water in the water cooler?
  
  Needless to say I never drank from that water cooler again. (But I do wonder if there were any "lucky" guys who did)
  

• ChoCoChips

  27 Aug 10, 16:19

  how u know its shit? 

  u got "lucky" too?

• Kenashi

  27 Aug 10, 16:20

  it is rust lah not sh1t....

• TTFU

  27 Aug 10, 17:55

  Entering this thread

• -StarDust-

  27 Aug 10, 17:57

  Originally posted by Kenashi:

  it is rust lah not sh1t....ink it's rust.

   

• troublemaker2005

  29 Aug 10, 20:43

  the funniest thing happening to me was one saturday when i went out with angel7030. i happily chat with her and eat at dinners and when its time to pick the tab i realised i don;t have enough cash in my wallet. ended up she pays.

• Hugh Hefner

  30 Aug 10, 16:59

  Last time i went to tiger show in thailand. Last time we were young and stupid, so we sat on the front row. Big mistake. Then before the show start, a few naked thai women come over and sat on us. We couldn't move and the Thai naked women (ugly looking) were squeezing our balls. Then one thai naked woman go and dip her hand in her private part and then took her liquid covered hand out and wipe it on my friend's face. Yuck ! It was disgusting. We ahd to pay 100 baht then only the nude Thai women let us go.

• troublemaker2005

  30 Aug 10, 19:37

  last time got one guy look at me and i said to him - 看三�?

• mh2

  2 Sep 10, 00:32

  there is some fun thing la.

  when im crazy lor. that is everytime la

• 韩飞官

  2 Sep 10, 01:55

  Originally posted by iciboi:

  for me me last time me and a group of frens at è€�巴刹 play 终æž�密ç �。 then i lose i chose dare, after that they ask me to stand on the table and sing the song 2 little tigter.T_T

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:13

  Originally posted by troublemaker2005:

  the funniest thing happening to me was one saturday when i went out with angel7030. i happily chat with her and eat at dinners and when its time to pick the tab i realised i don;t have enough cash in my wallet. ended up she pays.

  
  ya, i remembered that, it was also my first time to date a guy whom i had to pay for the dinner, in the fit of anger, i just poured the wine on your head and shouted "Jerk" and walked off. Some ang mo guys saw it and walked over to me to console me, they are willing to bash you up for me, but in good heart, i just said, forget it, let go and have some drinks.

   

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:15

  Originally posted by Hugh Hefner:

  Last time i went to tiger show in thailand. Last time we were young and stupid, so we sat on the front row. Big mistake. Then before the show start, a few naked thai women come over and sat on us. We couldn't move and the Thai naked women (ugly looking) were squeezing our balls. Then one thai naked woman go and dip her hand in her private part and then took her liquid covered hand out and wipe it on my friend's face. Yuck ! It was disgusting. We ahd to pay 100 baht then only the nude Thai women let us go.

  
  please, it thaigirl show, not tiger show hor. If you want to see tiger show, go to the zoo.

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:16

  Originally posted by troublemaker2005:

  last time got one guy look at me and i said to him - 看三�?

  
  what to do, your look attract  yr own gender

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  2 Sep 10, 18:17

  The Most funniest thing is

   

  I drink Water Cooler

   

  always not COLD one

   

  fck up for that

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:19

  ya, there is guy also keep Fxxx the cooler for not giving cold water, then I go beside the cooler and on the switch for him.

• TTFU

  2 Sep 10, 18:20

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  ya, i remembered that, it was also my first time to date a guy whom i had to pay for the dinner, in the fit of anger, i just poured the wine on your head and shouted "Jerk" and walked off. Some ang mo guys saw it and walked over to me to console me, they are willing to bash you up for me, but in good heart, i just said, forget it, let go and have some drinks.

   

  He handsome bo ? Sexpose him here leh

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  2 Sep 10, 18:24

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  ya, there is guy also keep Fxxx the cooler for not giving cold water, then I go beside the cooler and on the switch for him.

  
  that guy FAIL

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:25

  Originally posted by TTFU:

  He handsome bo ? Sexpose him here leh

  
  he ah kua ah kua look type, only attract certain type of guys, no wonder, walking with him on the street, see many muscular guys staring at him...as a gal, I feel a bit low with him. He gets all the attention from guys

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  2 Sep 10, 18:27

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  he ah kua ah kua look type, only attract certain type of guys, no wonder, walking with him on the street, see many muscular guys staring at him...as a gal, I feel a bit low with him. He gets all the attention from guys

  
   he tio Gay instead of Girl

• angel7030

  2 Sep 10, 18:29

  Originally posted by Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1):

  
   he tio Gay instead of Girl

  
  yalor, first get dated with a broke chao ah kua, dunno want to cry or laugh.

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  2 Sep 10, 18:30

  pity him

• troublemaker2005

  2 Sep 10, 20:23

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  ya, i remembered that, it was also my first time to date a guy whom i had to pay for the dinner, in the fit of anger, i just poured the wine on your head and shouted "Jerk" and walked off. Some ang mo guys saw it and walked over to me to console me, they are willing to bash you up for me, but in good heart, i just said, forget it, let go and have some drinks.

   

  
  of course have to forget it. this is singapore. bashing ended up in police station only

• troublemaker2005

  2 Sep 10, 20:24

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  what to do, your look attract  yr own gender

  
  that guy a gay. only pick when i ggo to work time don;t dare to pick me when i knock off time when i have lots of time to spare.

• troublemaker2005

  2 Sep 10, 20:27

  also got one incident the funniest happened to me. i actually got hired in a job by the lady boss accountant of a company. actually the rest of the people in the company don;t want to hire me 1. but that lady accountant think hire me can help her take care of MRB and scrap mah. comon my skills are more than that lah. the other esp foreign gals in the company think i single look silly can introduce gals to me or can bluff tackle me and see if i desperate for a wife or not or can spend money on them or not. Newb.

• troublemaker2005

  2 Sep 10, 20:30

  Originally posted by angel7030:

  
  he ah kua ah kua look type, only attract certain type of guys, no wonder, walking with him on the street, see many muscular guys staring at him...as a gal, I feel a bit low with him. He gets all the attention from guys

  
  comon lah i know you like gay. gay i tell you got a dick. and even if he donlt want gals you also like to rape gays, tell me rite? i knw you dominant type, like a strado and a** lape gay ass weord s*x