last night i had a NIGHTMARE...SHO SCARY LEH...wah kaoz

• Sissy Hippo

  26 Oct 10, 20:16

  i dreamt i signed up for subaru impreza challenge 2010, where u have to put ur palm on the car for the longest, at ngee ann civic plaza, the open space in front of ngee ann city. (although in real life i had not done so)
  
  then on the day itself, dunno why, the organizers say i signed up for the special bikini theme, although i said i did not. They said i m required to wear a bikini n denim minishorts, together with other female contestants in the same attire. Then the female staff pass me the bikini n shorts, ask me quick go to changing room n change into this.
  
  but i said seow la, i m guy la, chiu talk similanjiao jiao wei?? me have to wear bikini? zhun bo? i said i m not wearing la, where got such thing one? i will just wear their t-shirt n my own fbt shorts, thats all. like the male contestants.
  
  The female staff said in the contract i signed, i have to do so, coz i selected this option... then i argued said i never leh, what cock u talking? dun try to be funny la, cheesepie. i began to get angry, n later she talk on walkie talkie ask security come, n 2 malay or indian guy big sized guy came...
  
  then i cant rmb in my dream what happened. i think they forced me to put on a bikini n the denim minishorts. the next thing i rmb, i was at the car, with my palms on the car, along with other bikini girls around me on the same car. coz its the bikini babes car challenge... or something like that.
  
  then i look at myself, i said ****, m i dreaming or what???!!?? i had a white string bikini on my chest, n i was wearing tight minishorts...feels tight on my lanjiao, damn it, so pain.
  
  then i said hey....i want out!!!. so embarrassing, people r looking at me!!! many guys n girls spectator were taking pics of us with their dslr camera, saw many tiko men take pic of the bikini babes contestants around me.
  
  so all i have to do is remove my palm n i will be out right? but i try as hard as i can, i cant remove my palm!!! its like its permanently stuck to the car body!!! ****!!!! i said help!!! help me remove my hand, parademics....help!!! i was screaming like mad. n people around me said hey.,,,,that one in bikini contestant number 47 ish not a girl... ish a guy!!
  
  then people all around me look n laugh at me, n boo at me, n called me many names like ''chao ah gua, wear bikini,....knn buay hiao bai lah"
  "hey look at that faggot in bikini, hahahaha"
  
  "waaa gotch fake cheesepie ah...look ah... must take pic GPGT..." (probably an edmwer)
  
  "farking gay guy.... PUIII!!"
  
  "hehehe, look at that sissy guy in bikini, what is he even thinking??"
  
  then i very paiseh.... i said sh1t.... what in the world is happening to me.
  
  then later the CNA crew come in n want to interview me ah!!! den i cry ohmygodhelp me n screamed n i woke up in cold sweat.
  
  
  FWAAAA SIBEH SCARY NIGHTMARE AH...KIA SEE LANG AH....
  lucky it was not real....

• likeyou

  26 Oct 10, 20:22

  Better go and buy 4d on yr date of birth.

• TTFU

  26 Oct 10, 20:31

  

• likeyou

  26 Oct 10, 20:32

  hahahaha....

• Junyang700

  26 Oct 10, 20:37

  Sissy Hippo... why are you scared people call u chao ah gua... tot u already self declare you are by calling yourself sissy?

• littlemissbonkers

  26 Oct 10, 20:43

  -.-

• troublemaker2005

  26 Oct 10, 21:42

  i also had a nightmare. The sory is like this. i dream one forumer here name genda-th-goon showing his photos. scernic landscpae shots. in my dream i gave him critics he so much deserved. then i relised that he's was only a dream to me. my nightmare really happended when i got to know another one who likes to take photos of cosplayers. all his photos cosplayers and he literally went 'international'! okay so colors ful photos of cosplayers but when i look at the photos all same same 1 tilt here and there and you know how much you can do with a 85mm prime? beside changing elevation 85mm prime is still a portrait lens. and from his photos so far he can do nothing special out of the box with the 85 anyway. worse from panasonic-D80-D300s photo effects still the same!

   

  now i know goon was only a dream - this one is the real nightmare!

• Mr Milo

  26 Oct 10, 21:48

   

  Move this to the Jokes forum, pls. Thank you

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  26 Oct 10, 21:57

   

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  27 Oct 10, 08:42

  

• yumii

  27 Oct 10, 17:30

  hmmm u a sissy in closet ?  usually ppl enact in their dream what they hide in real life.....  

• gunner77

  27 Oct 10, 17:40

  

• likeyou

  27 Oct 10, 18:42

  Joke of the week.

• littlemissbonkers

  27 Oct 10, 21:51

  Originally posted by yumii:

  hmmm u a sissy in closet ?  usually ppl enact in their dream what they hide in real life.....  

  
  He's been out of the closet for too long liaoz.

  Time to stuff him back.

  

• troublemaker2005

  27 Oct 10, 22:44

  Las t nit wi dreamt a new dram. i was a rock star very difficult to describe, lik in this video

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey85FGHOHc

• PedoBear

  29 Oct 10, 10:48

  last night, i had a dream that I was dreaming

• angel7030

  29 Oct 10, 16:01

  I only dream during day time, day dreaming, at nite, dream what...sleep like pig liao..

• QX179R

  29 Oct 10, 16:06

  

• TannedGal

  29 Oct 10, 16:12

  LOL yr nightmare is like ROFL... take it easy lah hahahahhaha 

• hairycrab138

  30 Oct 10, 20:48

  haha... you very imaginative lor

• cyberr1981

  30 Oct 10, 21:46

  Originally posted by TTFU:

  

   

  Wahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Carppo

  31 Oct 10, 22:29

  siao lang

• stuffedbears

  5 Nov 10, 23:20

  o_O