Is it possible ?
In my afternoon sports activities, I would sometimes see attractive female joggers....but there is no way I can strike up a conversation with them without appearing like a rapist, isnt it ?
There is. Go find.
But before you try anything, make full sure they're absolutely not accompanied or under surveillance by their male partner/s, especially from a distance...
Sounds fine.
Good thing you conduct your activities in the afternoon, cos guys who jog at midnight appear as rapists absolutely effortlessly.
choose a well lit spot with people, or they may accuse you of attempted rape anyway.
everything starts of with a "hi"~ ![]()
First be fitter than them.
Both out of breath, can't talk.
You out of breath, talk what. She'll be out of sight while you catch your breath.
She out of breath, you fit, still can talk.
all i see is veggie bao bashed to death by female joggers boyfriend with a steel pipe.
if u want to find a gal to be a steady galfriend n wife...goto some matchmaking agency.
Why you wanna disturb the joggers? Their sole purpose of being there is to go jog and keep fit, not get chat up by some random stranger. If they wanna be chat up, they'll be elsewhere.
u don't have friends? why must chat up joggers? why not join some activities or do volunteer work and know more people rather than lun lun lai people randomly on the street or jogging track?
You have some very good stamina there... I think we'll be very good in bed...
Originally posted by alize:You have some very good stamina there... I think we'll be very good in bed...
Cool story bro
Oh, I jog at ECP thrice a week, and yes, some guys do talk to me while joggin, I jjust give them a smile and move on, if they keep pace with me and keep talking, my dogs is not going to like it.
true story:
long time ago, i was jogging in bishan park.... then suddenly, i saw this quite chio bu sort of seating on the floor, or rather the road cos the jogging track was really a road surface, and she was holding her leg at the calf area
from a distance i saw this, so immediately i try to act like an professional athelete... i straighten my posture and open my strides and try to look like i have already ran the marathorn, but it was no sweat... i slowed as i approach her and then i smiled and asked "are you ok?" ... she smiled back and say yes.... and then i didnt know what else to say cos' she already said she's ok... that means no problem.... sigh... so i just smiled and open my strides again as i jogged off... after i turn the cornor behind some tall plants, i had to stop and catch my breath... and wondered whether to jog back? i did eventually jogged back to the area where i saw her about 10 min later, but by that time she has already left.... i never saw her again...thinking back, i dont even remember now how she look like.. but i only remembered that she was quite chio... either that or people tend to get better looking after you forget how they look ![]()
end of story....... ![]()
Originally posted by coffeebreak:true story:
long time ago, i was jogging in bishan park.... then suddenly, i saw this quite chio bu sort of seating on the floor, or rather the road cos the jogging track was really a road surface, and she was holding her leg at the calf area
from a distance i saw this, so immediately i try to act like an professional athelete... i straighten my posture and open my strides and try to look like i have already ran the marathorn, but it was no sweat... i slowed as i approach her and then i smiled and asked "are you ok?" ... she smiled back and say yes.... and then i didnt know what else to say cos' she already said she's ok... that means no problem.... sigh... so i just smiled and open my strides again as i jogged off... after i turn the cornor behind some tall plants, i had to stop and catch my breath... and wondered whether to jog back? i did eventually jogged back to the area where i saw her about 10 min later, but by that time she has already left.... i never saw her again...thinking back, i dont even remember now how she look like.. but i only remembered that she was quite chio... either that or people tend to get better looking after you forget how they look
end of story.......
so what is the moral of the story...
Originally posted by Breakfast:
so what is the moral of the story...
moral of story is, if u have moral, then no more story ![]()
dun cm tok to me.
dont talk to a random jogger please. It is annoying for them. And they can tell that u are desperate. They sweat and tired to keep fit and u suddenly appear trying to talk to them? helloooo so awkward. obviously its a desperate act.
Its ok to talk to us, but please lookout for the lamp post and tree trunk, dun wan to end up having to send u to hospital
don;t tok to strangers. angie can tok to me
Originally posted by Simple~Gal:dont talk to a random jogger please. It is annoying for them. And they can tell that u are desperate. They sweat and tired to keep fit and u suddenly appear trying to talk to them? helloooo so awkward. obviously its a desperate act.
I see.....
Hmm.....
So hard......this cannot that cannot.....
But I agree with you....
Why do female joggers look attractive to you?
1) Because they are not wearing much, other than their short shorts, and sport bras?
2) Because they look hot, wet, and sweaty, like they just had sex, and is probably what they'll look like once you're done with them?
Originally posted by Shoesmyfancy:i wouldn’t recommend trying to chat up the lady while she is jogging. it can be quite annoying.. maybe when she’s resting. but still. actually its just weird. can you chat them up elsewhere?
yeah i agree.. i think that if she would have wanted a company or someone to chat with while jogging, she wont be alone la, girls will probably bring along her girl-friends and chat about topics that are would be more interesting to her like shopping and bitching.. or would bring her bf for company ... most of the girls jogging alone rather listen to songs.
maybe if she is resting she might entertain u abit haha
i know there are some joggers or cyclists groups around, why dont u try joining them?
Originally posted by ditzy:Why do female joggers look attractive to you?
1) Because they are not wearing much, other than their short shorts, and sport bras?
2) Because they look hot, wet, and sweaty, like they just had sex, and is probably what they'll look like once you're done with them?
muz u be so disgustin?