How to solve the problem of singapore shortage of babies
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I have a very fantastic idea of increasing singapore's population instead of having to bring in foreigners to come here to work to makeup for the shortage of population.
The government should bring in foreign women to singapore and put them into army camps.
The purpose of these womens is for ns guys to have sex with them to reproduce babies. You see, ns guys serve the nation for a miserable few hundred dollars allowance a month.
The government bring in foreign women and pay them money to sleep with the ns guys. This is a additional benefit and welfare that the government give to singapore guys who sacrifice 2 years of their life to serve the nation.
All singapore guys will need to make at least 1 foreign woman pregnant if not he will be punished by serving 3 months detention barrack as punishment. So imagine if every year there are say 100 000 new army recruits and each of them have a baby with a foreign woman, that will increase singapore population by 100 000 people a year.
The government will than employ singapore women to look after the babies in the army camp and these babies expenses will all be borned by our government because our government is damn rich.
The foreign women will be deployed back to their country once they have given birth. The singaporean guys need not bear responsibility for the babies. Our government will take care of these babies.
Our governmnet will have to employ people to take care of these babies in army camps and these will increase the employment rates in singapore.
Our singapore guys will also be happy to serve ns because they will have a foreign woman to sleep with them for the 2 years.
This is such a good idea.
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Ts, this should be posted in Jokes and humor
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Reservist how?
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LOL VERY FUNNY =p ?!?!?!?!
Just to let you know, I not interested in foreign women =)
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Originally posted by goodheart:
I have a very fantastic idea of increasing singapore's population instead of having to bring in foreigners to come here to work to makeup for the shortage of population.
The government should bring in foreign women to singapore and put them into army camps.
The purpose of these womens is for ns guys to have sex with them to reproduce babies. You see, ns guys serve the nation for a miserable few hundred dollars allowance a month.
The government bring in foreign women and pay them money to sleep with the ns guys. This is a additional benefit and welfare that the government give to singapore guys who sacrifice 2 years of their life to serve the nation.
All singapore guys will need to make at least 1 foreign woman pregnant if not he will be punished by serving 3 months detention barrack as punishment. So imagine if every year there are say 100 000 new army recruits and each of them have a baby with a foreign woman, that will increase singapore population by 100 000 people a year.
The government will than employ singapore women to look after the babies in the army camp and these babies expenses will all be borned by our government because our government is damn rich.
The foreign women will be deployed back to their country once they have given birth. The singaporean guys need not bear responsibility for the babies. Our government will take care of these babies.
Our governmnet will have to employ people to take care of these babies in army camps and these will increase the employment rates in singapore.
Our singapore guys will also be happy to serve ns because they will have a foreign woman to sleep with them for the 2 years.
This is such a good idea.
It will spoilt the ineternational reputation of our country.
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Are you really that desperate for sex? You seem like one to me.
Might aswell make prositution a legalized industry this way, How about it? does it sound nice?
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I give you 10 for the effort for typin such a long article.
1 for the joke.
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Originally posted by Call4ljw:
LOL VERY FUNNY =p ?!?!?!?!
Just to let you know, I not interested in foreign women =)
Are you sure? What if its those jap / korean babes, you still say you dont want mah?
Then give your bunk buddy your share loh =P
Btw, so does that make the foreign imported girls 'Comfort Women' ?
Is it revenge on Japan for WW2 ??
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Firstly you must have read too much Naruto and that why you write like Naruto the xiao ding dong. Our MRT and buses already pack with people and you still want to add more to fight for space ? And do remember to boil your water before drinking cos you must have drink water from drain and that why your mind is deteriorated.
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The problem is TS IS SERIOUS, HOW AR
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Hahaha.. Ts, i can't finish reading ur whole article.. the joke is 5/10... ding..hahaha.
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let mi help u improve ur idea lah... why need to employ women to take care of the babies leh.... women should serve NS too what.. so every women need to take care of babie in camp for 2 yrs.. then got 10 cycle reservist too..maybe after that they will start to love babies leh... and willing to make their own.... can save money too... ho bo?
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I will only have sex with my wife under her consent.
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I will only have sex with my wife under her consent.
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ROFLAMO!
when i read the 2nd line, i almost laughed myself off the chair!
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We are not animals.
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good heart....i can see u are greatly affected by the women charter to such extent of oozing out such incredibles.....lol...well not bad...but lets add salt and ice to fire....enforce foreign women (who wanted PR) to give at least 1 baby within a year of marriage then PR will be offered...else....deportment is their fate...
keep your heart good from turning stale to bad....i share your dissapointment...
my supporting idea to yours is free dating reimbursements/ capped allowances given by govt to all males from 21 and above...encouraging them to meet more materialistic sg gals educated by the system....that may somehow increase the rates of marriage...(1st stage)...younger men (due to just starting fresh in workforce do not have much income but subject to family affluence) will get more allowances...
i will be back to offer more ideas on 2nd stage....lol