Recently, i went to accompany my mother see her fortune teller.
So, i just followed. My mum was good friends with him. Her classmate last time
So she ask him to read me la, then the fortune teller said that I will not be married and that I am gay!
The problem is i'm not! So now my mind is like thinking" what the shit has this old man been feeding information to my mum ever since" . Stupid old man. Scam! Fug fug fug
If you like Naruto the pang sai, chance are what the fortune teller said was true. ![]()
Anyway is it your appearance or clothing that give the fortune teller this wrong impression, e.g pricking a earring etc. And do you check with the fortune teller 's accurate on his other client, e.g today he said something like this lady strike lottery, tomorrow it really happen?
Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Then she took a look at my palm
She said, "Sonny, you feel kinda warm"
And she looked into her crystal ball
And said, "You're in love"
I said, "I couldn't
I'm not in passion with the girls I know"
She said, "When the next one arrives
You'll be looking into her eyes"
I left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie
I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I told her I didn't see nobody
Why'd she make a fool out of me
Then somethin' struck me
As if they came from up above
While lookin' at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I'm a happy fellow
Well, I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we could be
Now I get my fortune told for free
Now I'm a happy fellow
Well, I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we could be
And I get my fortune told for free
@laurence, you sound like that fortune teller who married that billionaire lady in China. Lol
I got wear silver earring that day. Ohhhhh, i got it! Making assumptions based on my appearance. He also said abt other things that ere true lah. Cannot tell. Haha
Originally posted by ISTARI:The problem is i'm not! So now my mind is like thinking" what the shit has this old man been feeding information to my mum ever since" . Stupid old man. Scam! Fug fug fug
He is telling what you don't want to hear. The truth.
if he said u will marry fiona xie, u would believe w/o a doubt.
Fiona Xie>~<cute! What happen to her ah? Where is she now
Originally posted by FireIce:if he said u will marry fiona xie, u would believe w/o a doubt.
Give the fortune teller some credit, would he say such a thing? Fortune tellers look at the customers, and can sense some thing. Even TS admitted some of the things were true.
Don't believe 100 percent la
Tarot? Bazi?
pee on his face
Which teller is accurate? May I hv info?thanks
The way he put across the "gay" part was pretty unnecessary and hurtful. Some people can't get hitched for some reasons: career, lifestyle, different wavelength, finance, etc., and not necessarily to do with own sexual orientation.
Just because one wears pink doesn't mean he's gay.
Just because she wears pants and shirts all the times doesn't mean she's into women.
Sheesh, clichés.
Don't let it bother you if you are not a big believer in all this.
some are real (nostradamus), some are fAKE
Originally posted by laurence82:Went to the fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Then she took a look at my palm
She said, "Sonny, you feel kinda warm"
And she looked into her crystal ball
And said, "You're in love"
I said, "I couldn't
I'm not in passion with the girls I know"
She said, "When the next one arrives
You'll be looking into her eyes"
I left there in a hurry
Looking forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie
I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be
I told her I didn't see nobody
Why'd she make a fool out of me
Then somethin' struck me
As if they came from up above
While lookin' at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I'm a happy fellow
Well, I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we could be
Now I get my fortune told for free
Now I'm a happy fellow
Well, I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we could be
And I get my fortune told for free
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