2014 fortune for Sg and Sg's key people
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As we journey into 2014 and soon into the year of horse, what will be the fortune be for the various ministers? Will Vv's luck continue to invite lotsa water? Will Tuck Yew's luck allow all the cars, trains and buses move swee swee on the road? Which minister offend Tai Sui? What can be done by them to avoid ill luck?
Here, Madam Killer Bunz... no no no... I mean Madam Honeybunz.. that's me.. I'm Honeybunz ... nor you can see on the left my name there. Yes.. Madam Honeybunz will bring you through the fortune telling for all these ppl's whose life, luck, health, how many hours of sleep and hairstyle will impact the people in Singapore, regardless of race, language or religion.
Stay tuned.
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no updates laojee
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can fight Electric Fairy or not?
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Originally posted by TehJarVu:
no updates laojee
wait la.
NY celebration now.
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hey, honey, will pinky continue to wear pink and red in 2014?
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sooooo... where's the forecast?
this year horse year... will Chinawine have better luck in her case?
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Originally posted by SJS6638:
hey, honey, will pinky continue to wear pink and red in 2014?
Yes, he will continue to wear pink. Pink being a fire element will set fire on the wooden horse, as we march into the year of horse. But he need not fret. His luck needs a lot of fire. the more the merrier. so by burning the horse, he will super huat. As mentioned, he need not fret. It's the ppl who need to fret. He burn the horse. Whole country no horse. Like that how? no good no good.
In order for him to continue to have luck but not harm the luck of everybody else, he should try wearing green and hang a carrot around his neck.
As I look at the stars on the sky and count to 20 while meditating on his "mee siam mai hum" moment, I can see that in recent years, he has been very headache over the oppositions. In order for him to shut the mouth of his opponents, he can wear the irish dance shoes to work.
This kind of shoes create tic tok tic tok sound during walking, sounds like horse galloping. So when he creates this sound, the wooden horse will be excited and come to him every day.
So in conclusion, green shirt, carrot around his neck and tic tok shoes will make him and the country super huat!
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