JEM -- world's 1st Dead Or Alive theme park
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#justforfun
Will you go?
In a multi-million dollar deal signed this morning between JEM and the "Dead Or Alive" franchise, it has been confirmed that the shopping mall will be the setting for the world's first "escape-to-survive" theme park.
CEO of the "Dead Or Alive" franchise, Mr Tonako Kaninabu said in a press conference, "We've looked all around the world for a suitable venue and we've chosen JEM because of it's outstanding track record. From car catching fire in its carpark, to ceiling suddenly collapsing, sprinklers malfunctioning causing a downpour and glass randomly shattering, these are all features we seek to integrate into our survival theme park and JEM has all of them already. It's like we can even move in tomorrow and we'll be ready."
What sealed the deal between the two companies was supposedly the latest incident two days ago where two diners were splashed with black, dirty and smelly sewage water because of a faulty pipe. The fact that the whole incident caught the diners by surprise and made them scream showed that JEM has what it takes to become the world's first "escape-to-survive" theme park.
A humble Robert Jin Hao Lian, Managing Director of JEM attributed the success to his amazing team, "I cannot be more proud of my team for putting this together. In a short span of two years since we opened the mall, we've clocked up more incidents at JEM than all the other malls in Singapore combined. Amazing achievement."
He went on to add saying "The real challenge was coming out with a new 'incident' every few months to keep the ideas fresh and exciting for our shoppers. Just think about it, making a sewage pipe filled with black and dirty shit burst exactly while diners are having dinner and making sure that they are sprayed right in their faces. Can you imagine how much planning and sleepless nights it took?"
Seems like residents staying in Jurong East are in for more "exciting" treats from JEM. Will you be one of those who will go to the new Dead Or Alive "escape-to-survive" theme park?
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i think they meant "house of the dead" ?
hmm.........
bcos dead or alive is like this
does not exist in zhurong
or anywhere else in SG
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sibei suay lah
why next door capitamall no such dai ji
coz land lease is aussie one is it? rush job no careful planning ah
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we can oni speculate...........
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No worries. JEM, no matter how many incidents, will still have people going there. People have to walk through JEM to go to BigBox. but on a serious note, I feel that the Government should intervene to check on the integrity of the building of JEM. already how many times liao?
[Off-Topic] Recently went to NEX at Serangoon. NEX is developed and owned and managed by the same company that develops, owns and manages Jurong Point at Jurong West. Yet, as compared to JP, NEX is so much bigger and better. Walao. So xian mu sia... :(
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After JEM and Westgate opened, I hardly go to JP anymore :( nothing much there, unless to buy necessities...
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the mall in someone else's neighbourhood is always better bcos the one in urs u go until sian liao
everywhere the same things now
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when it starts?
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JP now nothing special...