Avoid the Toilet Bowl splash
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was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you shit... especially when the lump of shit is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? -
Common sense... throw some tissue paper into the water to absorb the impact lar... :p
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I was thinking of inventing some sort of toilet wipper... you know.. when you flush the toilet when you are done, a pair of wipper comes out automatically to wipe the ass.. of course, you can also select the option of having another wipper (a thinner one.. with interchangable wipe-head) to clean the asshole at the same time.. works.
Or a sensor.. infra-red ray that detects the shit.. once a shit drops in the water, a hair dryer like structure will come out to blow dry the ass. This method is better because I believe not many people like to have their ass wiped by a public wipper.. -
*serious tone*
ok, you got to do it in PERFECT timing. when you feel that it has left your butt, stand up quickly. takes practice... May the Force be with you. :p
p.s. you can wipe the water off with toilet paper after you're done with your "business" dun need to have wet underwear. -
u all are weird, what a topic!!
But it's true that that's part of life, like it or not, everyone went thru it every now & then. -
illegal operation : interesting idea u have their for a high tech toilet bowl. But if I'm not wrong, they do have such gadgets in Japan whereby there are mechanisms for a person to press when they are done with their biz and it will wash yr butt, blow dry and others. Can ctrl the speed of water and hotness of air somemore....
Can't imagine the feeling though..Heeheee -
never heard of such a thing as toilet paper?? why let ur bum stay wet when u can wipe it dry???
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yesh Japan got that invention already...in fact you dun even need to wipe or wash...the bowl cleans you and then drys you up...and then some mroe it even has scents for ur ass after ur dry....sheesh..these japanese...really got nothing better to do..hahhahaa...
best way is to just drop toilet paper in but even then it's not foolproof..esepcailly when your dump is wet and viscious....sprays browwn everywhere inside the bowl...sheesh like that nothign can stop it...that's why i make sure i go intot hte stalls where you can wash ur ass after wards...if not i dnn dump!! -
deposit ur stuff in a dry container prior to dumping it in the flushy-tube
easy as that
but why doesn't anybody like the splash? its kinda refreshing especially in this hot n humid climate -
hahawhahahwhahhhahwhiahsbah
dun shit in toilet bowl lorz
maybe u dig a hole or what then shit there
and cover it up with soil later - ARMY STYLE-
Cheeers!!
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I duno. I neber shit b4.
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ya lor.. no mouth to eat wat..
Anyway, 2nd question. What sort of shit will result in big splash..
I mean, you see.. when the shit is all soft and slimy and comes continuously into the bowl, it don't actually splash so much.
But then, if its small and like pebbles, it sort of cause small ripples in the waters.. -
illegal operation, u mean u got ways to ctrl the kind of shit that comes out from you?????? Else y bother abt that? *wonders*
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IO:
after so long...did u manage to find the ultimate solution?...
hiaK~
>run and hide b4 kena hantam<
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and her power -- [Frozen Flames] -
Erm.. actually I asked that question in Feb. because I juz moved into my new house, and couldn't get used to the toilet bowl.
Now that I am used to it already... it seems that all of a sudden, there is no more splash!! Wonder why...
Perhaps this is something like evolution? The asshole sensed that a certain kind of shit coming out of it will wet itself. So it break them down to less splashable, smaller component before letting them out.
.... and lo. behold. No more splash!!!! -
IO:
>clap clap clap<
u winz liaoz lohz...
hiaK~
anyway...congratz on the problem solved...
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~~EviL AngeL~~
and her power -- [Frozen Flames] -
u know what? dun shit.
or u sit facing inside.. and not outside... muhuahuahahuahuahuahua...
or u squat on the bowl.....
:p
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! This question mah..sibei chim..Originally posted by Illegal Operation:was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you shit... especially when the lump of shit is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? -
You make sure the toilet bowl got no water lor~. Then it will not splash liao.
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HA HA HA!!!Originally posted by Illegal Operation:was wondering about this..
how do you prevent water from the toilet bowl from splashing up your ass when you shit... especially when the lump of shit is very big and splash all over your ass and you end up having to wear wet underwear for the rest of the day? -
How to avoid?? I haf the ultimate suggestion!!! go dig a hole and do it there. no slash at all.. no wasting of toilet paper by throwing ti in the toilet bowl before hand. and if u ever want to save more, u and alwyas dig a hole under a tree where there's all the shade, and after doing ur biz, u can use the leaves nearby to clean ur ass... haa haa..
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