I cant make up my mind... pink or black g-string...
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naivegirl> you very upbeat.. too much for me to handle.. i scared i "kan chiong" then i faint...heheheheehhe
cos you're "yin" chi much much more then my "yang" chi..
dun understand ? check with the taoist sign...
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come fly with me..
in the hot air balloon..
over mountains, plains and sea..
through the brighten day,
and the moon-lit night..
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IT's all hot and sunny in Singapore. Walking along Orchard Road under the sweltering heat, suddenly you glimpse a sexy pink gigantic tent right up ahead! It's made of lace! Goggle-eyed, you approach the tent. Strange... there's the entrance, shaped in the outline of a panty, of slinky material at that, but how to go in?? OH! You pull DOWN the 'door' as you would pull down a panty, groovy....... You walk in...
"Hello, good sir, a kinki day to you! Welcome to LaceBomb, the naughtiest ice-cream store in Singapore!"
Clad before you is an ice-cream gal clad only in black thongs and a string bikini top. Holding two ice-cream cones, with the cones in creative patterns of a panty, the girl licks the icecream seductively in front of you. It is sometime before you start to take in the surroundings of the tent. Cool misty air blows from the top of the tent, enveloping you in a nice cool mist, making you forget the insane heat that was just a few minutes ago. It is pretty dim yet you are still able to make out the decorative patterns of black panties adorn the walls of the tent, with pink lace dangling here and there, thus ensuring a rather kinky atmosphere for all who enter. Two lace covered ice-cream booths situated at the far end are manned by similarly uniformed gals, and oh! There is another ice-cream stand with a hunky muscular GUY clad only in the barest of black g-strings. Ooooh! Look at his veiny arms....
The gal continues," We have many specials going on due to our recent opening, like 50% discount for all those who walk in in swimwear, a free scoop for ladies if they're wearing thongs heehee. Also our ice-creams come in special names like Pink Brasserie, Hot Black, Kinky Winky and many others, why not come to our counter to have some free smaples?"
You follow her to the ice-cream stand. She gives you a cup suspiciously shaped like a bra cup, and what! What looks like a nipple end at the bottom. "We want our customers to enjoy and appreciate fully the kinkiness of this shop. Feel free to suck from the bottom to taste the ice-cream" She then gives you a seductive wink.
You spend the rest of the day there, savouring the visual and tangible treats available, noting that this place is gonna be a hit for both horny guys and lusty gals... -
All the waitress wear black g-string and bra with black stockings.. with the captain in pink ... best
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Let me give it a try... i had separated it into 2 posts to facilitate the reader. Here it goes:
Firstly, door knob will be covered with one cup of the bra. Seats will come in the shape of body of women. Table cloth will be replaced by black satin.
Secondly, Ice-cream will be served in different styles. Those in a plate have a layer of satin underneath the ice-cream. Double scoop ice-cream will be served in a bra -- depending on the price paid, a bigger bra cup will be used accordingly~!
Ice-cream spoon will also have a scoop like a bra cup.
To be continued below...
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Ouch, my butt kanna whiped by Naviegirl already, but pain outside, sweet in my heart, kekeke
Aiyah, u said must have wild imagination mah, i think if both of u would to sell ice cream with G-string on under the hot sun, i bet all guys here will wear close to nothing and buy all the ice creams.....hmm, this is called people marketing hah,,. -
.... from above:
Staff (gals) will have to wear capri (caft length tight pants) and must be white so that the G-string can be seen. This is to enhance the taste of our ice-cream. Hence, it will not be surprising to see customers (lechers) dripping all over their mouth!
To complete the uniform, spagetti strap will have to be put on and as low cut as possible. Apron will be replaced by black satin.
How is it, Tet & Naivegirl?
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hmmm... let's see... this is purely a guy's shop as i am the manager... so i choose! :p
imagine this... you walk into a ice-cream store shaped like a bustier of a beautiful woman and you walk into the shop through her cleavage. ( )( ) the shop is called "naughty & nice"... *wink*
after walking thru the cleavage, you come to a crimson red lobby where there are doors on the right and left... seemingly leading you to the different breasts of the girl whom you are in... heheh one of the doors has a big "naughty" sign and the other has a "nice" sign.
the naughty side has girls in it that dress ONLY in black leather Gs, matching bras and high heels. they carry whips by their side and handcuffs too. *oooohhhhhh* if you choose the naughty side, you are handcuffed and blindfolded by a "waitress" and then brought into a private room where the ice cream will be displayed in containers that look like bra cups. you will still be handcuffed and will have to taste it only by requesting the flavor you want and then licking whatever is brought to you. the different flavors are brought to you by different waitresses that match the flavor of the ice-cream. hehe *use your imagination* and they will wedge the ice-cream cones in their cleavages and you will have to lick it when it is there. *phew!* mmmm...you get the idea! the rest of the experience i will leave to the imagination, remember there are still whips... and i can think of other uses for the handcuffs too!
should you choose the "nice" side of the shop, you will be led in by a group of 4 gals dressed in pink laced teddies or slips and they will be ever so attentive to your every request. you will be asked to lie down on one of those old style sofas like julius ceasar and treated like a king. they will caress you, give you massages, fan you, feed you fruits, give you fleeting glimpses of cleavage and pretty much pamper you to death. ice cream will be served by them on the body of another gal... usually on her stomach. if you want ice cream served on other parts of the body you will have to request specially for it...
of course, this ice cream parlor is only for mature adults above 21. hehehe R(A) rating! okay enough... FOR NOW... -
... { Here i go again... ) { With every $50 u spent on our G-String Gold Ice cream u will get a latest G-String w/o lace cost $16.74) { And u will also stand a chance to win our draw of the day...) { The prize of the day is to go on a date with Sgforum DaDDy's LiTTLe GiRL or Sgforum Lover Of Veiny Arms with their so call black G-String on... ) { U will also stand a chance to win our Final Draw on 30th Feb 2001 the pirze is to get a chance to have dinner with Sgforum DaDDy's LiTTLe GiRL or Sgforum Lover Of Veiny Arms with nothing on...) { So why wait now call our hotline 1674-9413) { Ha this is the joke of the day no offence ok and i'm not interested in any ice-cream date so this post have nothing to do with ur contest. :p )
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wah piangz...
getting too r(a) for me liao..
*quarzi under 21*
*nose bleed*
byez peeps.. heheheeh
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come fly with me..
in the hot air balloon..
over mountains, plains and sea..
through the brighten day,
and the moon-lit night..
just us together,
just you and me.. -
My what creative thoughts.
Anyway I am still working on my first draft but seems to have finished my brain juice.
Be back ok. -
well wat can i say... i prefer gals to be conservative.. hehe
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i am a hardcore Metallic! No pain no Glory!!!!! -
i will be engrossed in my textbook when i pop by the shop to buy an ice cream. *SWEATING* the black g-string will come in handy as a bookmark.
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cooool...
scoop the ice-cream and put in on the pretty pretty g-string...then wear it back..
*imagines*
DECON!!!!
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Atreiu: kekekekkekekekee I didn't know you have such great mind of imagination!!! hahahahhahah you crack me up!!!!!
*NaiveGirl offers Atreiu some 'Kinky Cherry Sucking' favor Ice-cream
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *oh gosh* Am I notti or what?!
Keep up the good work and post more!!!!!!!
apache_68: aiyo~ Is that all you can think of?!
*NaiveGirl offers apache some ice-cream to get the brain power working!
yoohoo: kekekee...So far you got the most 'covered' uniform!!!! *my hats off to you* kekekee
Com'on! Crack that brain of yours and gimme some more replies!! =D
sleek: hahahahahahhaha you notti notti boy you! So which door you wanna pick?! Don't tell me first you go to the right cleavage and then go to the left one later on hor! hahahahhahahahaa so funnie!!!!!!!!!! keep it coming!!!!!
copperwing: I am here!!!! kekekekee..wahhhhhhhhh you want me to serve you ice-cream ah?! willing to pay anything for you?! How much can you afford baby?! I am a very expensive girl you know!!!
We are not possessed by fox spirits lah...just that we are up to our mischeifs!!! kekekee...you not enjoying it meh?!
Virus: by all means~ keep it coming~
Quasi & Carrots: *KOK* This is not just a kinky thread lah! Please do post some funny or romantic replies!!!!
*NaiveGirl wants patiently while eating her ice-cream...
Spoofed: you want a black or pink one ah?! hahahahahha
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thanks to all that have replied!!! It was very nice to see all those funny posts!!! kekekeke keep up the good work and post more! =P
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Float like a butterfly...Sting like a bee... -
Lovesick
cannot find a gf -
NG> let me think about it.. then i give you a good answer....
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come fly with me..
in the hot air balloon..
over mountains, plains and sea..
through the brighten day,
and the moon-lit night..
just us together,
just you and me.. -
Interesting thread....
My 2 cents worth:
Ice store, my way¿?¿ I wud have a multi coloured rainbow ice cream palace. Everything inside made of ice cream, the chairs, the tables, whatver possible, & drapped with red lace & black satin. Red lace carpeting all over.... Black satin draped over cushions, chairs.... It will be misty, cold, lights will glow from within ice cream statures of Cupid....
Ice cream can be such an enjoyment, the sensation of delicious cool ice cream moist in ur mouth.... How to enhance the feeling? I wud blindfold a person with red lace, so that that person can "feel" more.... Get a live musician(the best on!) to play romantic music.... I wud drape a person in the black satin, cover the whole body, then slowly & tenderly manipulate the satin such that it gently caress the person.... then spoon feed the best ice cream(my fav is Haagen Daaz Rum & Rasin). Then I'll dump the person(still blindfolded and wrapped in satin) in a pond of half melted ice cream & frangpani petals to frolick around.... -
Could you try them both on for me to see? Then I'll tell you afterwards
Ok...I tot NaiveGirl was trying to figure out what color undies she should wear on her date with me n tet...
Anyway, I'm afraid that the date will not be a threesome but a foursome coz my wifey will murder me if I dun bring her along...especially for Ice-Cream...
Lets get started...*racking his brains*
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*After ½ hour's brain picking...
Okay...
For the men...Ice cream served on a pink-laced underwear-only toting female body lying down on a mattress covered with black satin sheets...
For the women...Ice Cream served on a hunk sporting a *ahem* black satin loincloth ala Tarzan..lying on a mattress covered with pink lacy sheets
And you get to lick the ice-cream off the bodies if you're into that sorta thing.
Of course, it will be done in private rooms so that you can have all the privacy you want...while enjoying your Ice-Cream to the tunes of Barry White.
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Naive: Yo, here I am.
I'm not exactly thinking about an ice-cream parlour here. Actually I'm thinking about a disco, with poles and foam etc. I shan't describe it further, too gross for young kids. -
you dirty old man you.. *laughs*Originally posted by OldMan:Naive: Yo, here I am.
I'm not exactly thinking about an ice-cream parlour here. Actually I'm thinking about a disco, with poles and foam etc. I shan't describe it further, too gross for young kids.
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come fly with me..
in the hot air balloon..
over mountains, plains and sea..
through the brighten day,
and the moon-lit night..
just us together,
just you and me.. -
Wah, I really have no idea man! I need more imagination...
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Use satins and laces to serve ice cream.
Use satins and laces to clean it up. -
The pervy ice-cream store song!
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I went down to the pervy ice-cream store
I had no idea what was in store
for me, and then I saw
Seats in the shape of the feminine form!
Damn chio girls that would turn me on!
Girls in satin
Black lace
I'm amazed
The singapore government
allows such a place!
Some come
for the confectionery
And some others
aren't even hungry
Just horny!
Because the ice cream doesn't come in scoops
they're served between or
on top of boobs
Anywhere you like,
as you are free to choose!
Oh,
G-String!
Icing!
Ice Cream!
Lace!
And Satin!
Ooh, i see your nipple,
and strawberry ripple!
Not only my tastebuds were
tempted by the ice cream
but also by her!
A bra cup,
Hello Kitty Wonder Cup!
Am I dreaming?
And if I am
I hope I don't wake up!
The average boob size is 40DD
The ice cream is so veryyy creamy
Oh come along to the ice cream store
the pervyyy
ice cream store!
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*Pervy is kinda short for perverted.
Heh. That is, if you weren't perverted enough to already know that.
lin_chen_chuen -
Then inside abit too cold to eat ice cream liaoz...Originally posted by Turtlepower:Interesting thread....
My 2 cents worth:
Ice store, my way¿?¿ I wud have a multi coloured rainbow ice cream palace. Everything inside made of ice cream, the chairs, the tables, whatver possible, & drapped with red lace & black satin. Red lace carpeting all over.... Black satin draped over cushions, chairs.... It will be misty, cold, lights will glow from within ice cream statures of Cupid....
Ice cream can be such an enjoyment, the sensation of delicious cool ice cream moist in ur mouth.... How to enhance the feeling? I wud blindfold a person with red lace, so that that person can "feel" more.... Get a live musician(the best on!) to play romantic music.... I wud drape a person in the black satin, cover the whole body, then slowly & tenderly manipulate the satin such that it gently caress the person.... then spoon feed the best ice cream(my fav is Haagen Daaz Rum & Rasin). Then I'll dump the person(still blindfolded and wrapped in satin) in a pond of half melted ice cream & frangpani petals to frolick around.... -
The pervy ice-cream store song!
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I went down to the pervy ice-cream store
I had no idea what was in store
for me, and then I saw
Seats in the shape of the feminine form!
Damn chio girls that would turn me on!
Girls in satin
Black lace
I'm amazed
The singapore government
allows such a place!
Some come
for the confectionery
And some others
aren't even hungry
Just horny!
Because the ice cream doesn't come in scoops
they're served between or
on top of boobs
Anywhere you like,
as you are free to choose!
Oh,
G-String!
Icing!
Ice Cream!
Lace!
And Satin!
Ooh, i see your nipple,
and strawberry ripple!
Not only my tastebuds were
tempted by the ice cream
but also by her!
A bra cup,
Hello Kitty Wonder Cup!
Am I dreaming?
And if I am
I hope I don't wake up!
The average boob size is 40DD
The ice cream is so veryyy creamy
Oh come along to the ice cream store
the pervyyy
ice cream store!
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*Pervy is kinda short for perverted.
Heh. That is, if you weren't perverted enough to already know that.
lin_chen_chuen