Hm...
If Kitty become teacher, scenario below:
Student: tee-cher, I neber bwing my books.
Kitty: Si mi!? Na bei lah, you si li.
*kitty grabs student by the collar*
Kitty: Ka li gong kwee bai? Buay tia?
*kitty piak piak student*
*student cries*
Kitty: kao si mi kao!? Ka ni na lah!!!
*kitty throws student on the floor*
*student continues crying*
Kitty: (kicking student at the same time) Mai cha lah!!!
*police comes in*

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