How to impress a girl on bed?

• honeydew

  15 Oct 02, 00:30

  Originally posted by Emperor71:

  What do you guys do to impress a girl on bed? No offences, just general talk, exchange ideas. If you dont feel comfortable, please view the next topic. Thank you and best regards.

  easy....
  
  laugh lor~
• ^WeeZer^^

  15 Oct 02, 00:34

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  den dun use lar...shoot into her mouth or onto her body lor...the most u need alot of tissue nia....

  wahhhhhh sara you really expert sia...... hei wat if the gal dun want hw arh?? force it into her mouth arh....hehehe. thought nowadays gals prefer to drink frm glass better taste.....hehehe..
• ^WeeZer^^

  15 Oct 02, 00:39

  Originally posted by lars:

  
  You can also go one step further by throwing your severed DICK out of the window in a Devil-May-Care attitude......that will impress her even more. hehehehehe

  you can actually dun throw ur dick out of the window of after chopping it off you can acutally take a bite like a banana...... it will amaze her for sure she may even take one bite too..
• aitroman

  15 Oct 02, 00:42

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  carress her..harrass her...slowly make her high...until she orgasm

  points taken....hey guys, keep that in mind. u might need it someday...
• aitroman

  15 Oct 02, 00:57

  Originally posted by Emperor71:

  What do you guys do to impress a girl on bed? No offences, just general talk, exchange ideas. If you dont feel comfortable, please view the next topic. Thank you and best regards.

  I suggest u dont do stoopid things to impress her... put her in 1st priory..serve her like a royal princess..dont rush anything..foreplay..sweet words..and so on....make her feels u r diff and come back for more.....
• milkshake

  15 Oct 02, 01:35

  Originally posted by SuRfBoY:

  dats a gd one....i laff till i peng...

  
• SuRfBoY

  16 Oct 02, 02:28

  Originally posted by ^WeeZer^^:

  you can actually dun throw ur dick out of the window of after chopping it off you can acutally take a bite like a banana...... it will amaze her for sure she may even take one bite too..

  gross!!!
• aHGer^83

  16 Oct 02, 04:48

  den aim her face lar...good for facial mah...

  Originally posted by ^WeeZer^^:

  wahhhhhh sara you really expert sia...... hei wat if the gal dun want hw arh?? force it into her mouth arh....hehehe. thought nowadays gals prefer to drink frm glass better taste.....hehehe..

• aHGer^83

  16 Oct 02, 04:50

  Originally posted by ^WeeZer^^:

  wah you reali make me bo wei gong........ expert sei......

  u seen me b4...i dun look as if im a guy wif breasts and went for op rite? DUHZ~! im a girl okie~ of cos i noe lar....
• aHGer^83

  16 Oct 02, 04:51

  in fact...sperm/semen is good for health...its high in protein...good for the complexion... but den again...i dun...u noe...haha...i find it disgusting tho...

  Originally posted by rain_tree:

  sure anot....
  mouth so gross
  dun find it degrading meh
  

• aHGer^83

  16 Oct 02, 04:52

  Originally posted by ^WeeZer^^:

  wahhhhhh sara you really expert sia...... hei wat if the gal dun want hw arh?? force it into her mouth arh....hehehe. thought nowadays gals prefer to drink frm glass better taste.....hehehe..

  tyr mixin wif her fave drinks...keke
• Oc3an

  16 Oct 02, 04:57

  Wat i think is just make her cum a million times!!!
• milkshake

  16 Oct 02, 09:16

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  in fact...sperm/semen is good for health...its high in protein...good for the complexion... but den again...i dun...u noe...haha...i find it disgusting tho...

  sperm has high glugose/sugar in it
• aHGer^83

  16 Oct 02, 09:47

  Originally posted by milkshake:

  sperm has high glugose/sugar in it

  but still...it has proven its good for the skin.
• rain_tree

  16 Oct 02, 10:34

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  but still...it has proven its good for the skin.

  they say got slimming effect also
  semen are said to be found in some slimming pills in the market
  dunno real anot.....
• aitroman

  16 Oct 02, 17:26

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  but still...it has proven its good for the skin.

  
  
  no wonder all the amateurs have gd complexion...
• kennight

  16 Oct 02, 18:51

  hahahaha u gal really experence in the function of the "white stuff"
• Wes Brown

  16 Oct 02, 18:59

  
• ZeroCold

  16 Oct 02, 22:08

  i have no idea how to... maybe can learn a point or two from here too hehehe
• Oc3an

  16 Oct 02, 22:10

  Originally posted by ZeroCold:

  i have no idea how to... maybe can learn a point or two from here too hehehe

  Hey Hey ZeroCold... Pls Pls... You are the PRO!!!
  You taught me so many 'POWER' stuff you say u have no IDEA???
  
  
• Cyclops

  17 Oct 02, 00:16

  very ez one....just clit her clit until she cannot take it then she will automatically rape you...but cannot clit too hard...slowly...slowly...then faster...then faster....then slowly slowly....sure works
• lars

  17 Oct 02, 01:19

  Originally posted by Cyclops:

  very ez one....just clit her clit until she cannot take it then she will automatically rape you...but cannot clit too hard...slowly...slowly...then faster...then faster....then slowly slowly....sure works

  now we got a expert here......hahahaha....R u by any chance some sort of banned sexual novel author???
• aitroman

  17 Oct 02, 01:28

  Originally posted by Oc3an:

  Hey Hey ZeroCold... Pls Pls... You are the PRO!!!
  You taught me so many 'POWER' stuff you say u have no IDEA???
  
  

  wat <POWER> is that
  
• Si|verGer

  17 Oct 02, 03:42

  mayb hug her whisper sum loving words & dun b impatient!! play sum soft music? light sum candles?
• SuRfBoY

  17 Oct 02, 09:35

  Originally posted by kennight:

  hahahaha u gal really experence in the function of the "white stuff"

  who u talkin abt?