Originally posted by mapp|ezz:
tink guys r harder to understand...
they dowan u ask questions..how to expect us to understand n trust them?
Guys are easy to understand... just read below!

(Got this in an email...)
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> >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
> > up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
> > hear us bitching about you leaving it down
> >
> >2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
> >
> >3. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing
> > of the tides. Let it be.
> >
> >4. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more
> >attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear
> >getting married is that married women always cut their hair.
> >
> >5. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
> >think of it that way.
> >
> >6. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> >7. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
> >hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
> >not work! Just say it!
> >
> >8. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar.
>
> >Remind us frequently beforehand.
> >
> >9. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
> >be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
> >dress?
> >
> >10. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
> >every question.
> >
> >11. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
> >it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
> >for.
> >
> >12. Check your oil! Please.
> >
> >13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
> >argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after
> >7 days.
> >
> >14. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> >We refuse to answer.
> >
> >15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
> >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> >16. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
> >
> >17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you
> >want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it,
> >just do it yourself.
> >
> >18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
> >during commercials.
> >
> >19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> >
> >20. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default
> > settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We
> >have no idea what mauve is.
> >
> >21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that it's genetic.
> >
> >22. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
> >ability is not proof of how little we care about
> >you.
> >
> >23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> >nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just
> >not worth the hassle.
> >
> >24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
>
> >don't want to hear.
> >
> >25. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
> >Really.
> >
> >26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
> >prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
> >formation or monster trucks.
> >
> >27. You have enough clothes.
> >
> >28. You have too many shoes.
> >
> >29. No NO you really do have too many shoes.
> >
> >30. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the
> >quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
> >
> >31. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
> >
> >32. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
> >
> >33. Sometimes we just don't want you around. Accept it, if
> >we wanted you to come out we'd have invited you.
> >
> >Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
> >the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
> >camping.