DevilsBar Bar Room Jokes

• DevilsBar

  15 Dec 02, 03:35

  Breast & Elbow
  A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
  
  
• DevilsBar

  15 Dec 02, 03:37

  Suck & Screw
  A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "God, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you give blow jobs?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut," he said, and dropped her
  
  
• toothie

  15 Dec 02, 03:54

  i dun think this topic suits here...
• kim_hwoarang

  15 Dec 02, 09:45

  Originally posted by toothie:

  i dun think this topic suits here...

  yah doesn't suits here but sounds funny too ! heehee
• xavier1979

  15 Dec 02, 10:11

  No obscene jokes allowed here.