jokes
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what's the difference a nice girl and a good girl?
nice girl - go to party,go to bed and go home
good girl - go to party,go home and go to bed.
5 levels of sex in your marriage life...........
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the Honeymoon, you keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is the Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage, where you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps
because you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is the Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other
in the hallway and say, "F**k You ! "
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48,
AND 58 ?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story -
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still here ah!Originally posted by kohanson:hahaha..
quite true uh..
today weather VERY GOOD!
i'll see you guys at monstercue...
i'll b contacting ur hp to find out where u are
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I just reached home only..Originally posted by kopiosatu:still here ah!
today weather VERY GOOD!
i'll see you guys at monstercue...
i'll b contacting ur hp to find out where u are
haha, ok.. eh you not going for dinner with us? -
hahahaaaa. VERY FARNIE...
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cannot lah, my football end after 6pm.Originally posted by kohanson:I just reached home only..
haha, ok.. eh you not going for dinner with us? -
icic..Originally posted by kopiosatu:cannot lah, my football end after 6pm.
Den join us later, see you..
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oh 5pm liao... GTG!!!!!!!
so cya at monstercue!! -
Ok, byebye!Originally posted by kopiosatu:oh 5pm liao... GTG!!!!!!!
so cya at monstercue!! -
wat a jokes
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Oh ya, kohanson, I wont be joining u guys later or tonite for supper.... Too low morale to do anything except go to train and stress myself up.
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morale low? Y?Originally posted by edLow:Oh ya, kohanson, I wont be joining u guys later or tonite for supper.... Too low morale to do anything except go to train and stress myself up. -
ok, you enjoy your training!Originally posted by edLow:Oh ya, kohanson, I wont be joining u guys later or tonite for supper.... Too low morale to do anything except go to train and stress myself up. -
I just had a rd accident. Some drunk/tired lorry driver buang into my car. My dad was very angry. Think I'm ban from driving. Worse... IT IS A BRAND NEW CAR tat is no older than 4 months.Originally posted by sgboy2004:morale low? Y? -
Go there low morale n to destressOriginally posted by kohanson:ok, you enjoy your training! -
omg, omg, omgOriginally posted by edLow:I just had a rd accident. Some drunk/tired lorry driver buang into my car. My dad was very angry. Think I'm ban from driving. Worse... IT IS A BRAND NEW CAR tat is no older than 4 months. -
*cheer up* k? sorry to heard dat....Originally posted by edLow:Oh ya, kohanson, I wont be joining u guys later or tonite for supper.... Too low morale to do anything except go to train and stress myself up. -
alright lah. feel much better after kicking n stressing my stamina up.. Then I also decided not to go for the competition liao. Cannot bring myself to go for the tournament when an accident happen becos of it...Originally posted by Si|verGer:*cheer up* k? sorry to heard dat.... -
so did u tell ur tournament dat side?Originally posted by edLow:alright lah. feel much better after kicking n stressing my stamina up.. Then I also decided not to go for the competition liao. Cannot bring myself to go for the tournament when an accident happen becos of it... -
I msg my sir liao. But he never reply. Think he is very disappoint or not free at the moment to see the sms. Aiya..... how to fight when such thing happen. Cant concentrate. Now I think of tkd.. I think of yesterday accident.....Originally posted by Si|verGer:so did u tell ur tournament dat side? -
try call him is better so at least he got time to find replacementOriginally posted by edLow:I msg my sir liao. But he never reply. Think he is very disappoint or not free at the moment to see the sms. Aiya..... how to fight when such thing happen. Cant concentrate. Now I think of tkd.. I think of yesterday accident..... -
My catorgies onli 2 person. Nobody else to replace liao. Somemore I need car to bring my things to the competition fields. A lots of equipments.... Very troublesome to bring ard on the train. Then I dont wan to use the sch equipment.Originally posted by Si|verGer:try call him is better so at least he got time to find replacement
My sir call me liao. But parents at home. Cant tok... So I going to sch to find him on tuesday training. -
hmm try to inform him early if nt i doubt he will allow u to b out of it...Originally posted by edLow:My catorgies onli 2 person. Nobody else to replace liao. Somemore I need car to bring my things to the competition fields. A lots of equipments.... Very troublesome to bring ard on the train. Then I dont wan to use the sch equipment.
My sir call me liao. But parents at home. Cant tok... So I going to sch to find him on tuesday training.