jokes

• edLow

  26 Jan 03, 19:36

  Originally posted by Si|verGer:

  hmm try to inform him early if nt i doubt he will allow u to b out of it...

  The match is after V-day. Aiya donno lor.. See first lah... My mental not ready.. cos guilty of it..
• edLow

  26 Jan 03, 19:38

  tamade.. my car plate come out in today consolation prizes.. but the number jump. 1st 2 number become last 2 number.. wat pian..... but i think my dad never buy the number jump!
• Si|verGer

  26 Jan 03, 20:36

  Originally posted by edLow:

  tamade.. my car plate come out in today consolation prizes.. but the number jump. 1st 2 number become last 2 number.. wat pian..... but i think my dad never buy the number jump!

  wah so zhun meh........
• edLow

  26 Jan 03, 20:44

  Originally posted by Si|verGer:

  wah so zhun meh........

  How I noe. tamade.. Heard my mum ask my dad he check 4D or not. My dad reply "Car number come out.. But jump......."
• Si|verGer

  26 Jan 03, 20:45

  Originally posted by edLow:

  How I noe. tamade.. Heard my mum ask my dad he check 4D or not. My dad reply "Car number come out.. But jump......."

  pengz.... duno hw to console u sorry nt gd at console...
• edLow

  26 Jan 03, 21:50

  Originally posted by Si|verGer:

  pengz.... duno hw to console u sorry nt gd at console...

  hahaha. nmind lah.... I'm alive will do. Just hope my dad will let me drive again.. Or else next time buy car myself to drive...
• cAntOg3r

  7 Apr 03, 15:17

  President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
  
  The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
  
  So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
  
  Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
  
  And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
  
  Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.
  
  The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?
  
  Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"