Hmm....joke
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One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!" -
that is soooo....
rascist
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Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!" -
I find that so too.....Originally posted by Master -_-:that is soooo....
rascist -
haha..
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hahaha, this is funny~~~Originally posted by M©+square:Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!"
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Yupp!Originally posted by Estee:hahaha, this is funny~~~ 
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-_-"Originally posted by M©+square:Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!" -
One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.
"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.
"Wat is lat ho?"
"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.
"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Choy.
"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.
Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"
Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it." -
HAHAHAHAH, although i have read the above joke about s h i t before, but i still thinks it's really funny..............
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This is guarantee to improve the economy and push Singapore into the new millennium. These rules will first be implemented in the Civil Service on 1st of Jan 2000 and will be encouraged in the private sector. NTUC union workers greatly welcome these changes as it will help more Singaporeans to achieved the new 7 Cs. WORK RULES
1. SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
2. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed certainly makes you less than we bargained for.
3. DEATH, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN: This is no excuse. If you can arrange for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.
4. DEATH, YOUR OWN: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job.
5. PERSONAL HYGIENE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms. In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order, for instance, those with surnames beginning with 'A' will be allowed to go from 9:00-9:05, and so on. If you are unable to go at your appointed time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes around again.
6. QUANTITY OF WORK: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
7. QUALITY OF WORK: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.
8. ADVICE FROM OWNER: Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
9. THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
10. WHEN THE BOSS IS WRONG, REFER TO RULE 9.
Rule 9 & 10 are classical rules that will never change but we are glad now we have officially put it down in writing. -
lvl 1 joke....an elephant got stck in a drain.
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"Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"
As presented on the 01/30/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares
9. In between "May I" and "have your attention" there's a 45 minute pause
8. He's constantly yelling, "Take that, Red Baron!"
7. Shuttle from New York to Boston includes stopover in Colombia
6. His co-pilot: Robert Downey Jr. (????)
5. For the last hour, he's been riding the beverage cart like a rodeo cowboy
4. Keeps coming on the P.A. to point out clouds that look like his old high school teachers
3. His wings are pinned to his bare chest
2. When you fly over international date line, he yells, "Dude! We're, like,time traveling!"
1. When he exhales, the oxygen masks drop
Have quite a list, but most of his lists are funny if u know the American culture really well.... -
"Signs McDonald's Is in Financial Trouble"
As presented on the 02/28/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. After asking if you want fries with that, they ask if they can sleep on your couch
9. Instead of name tags, employees write their own names on their shirts in ketchup
8. Mayor McCheese now moonlighting as exotic dancer
7. Special promotion: for a pledge of $100, the manager will deep-fry his own hand
6. Old sign: "Over 35 billion served;" New sign: "Please buy something or we're, like, totally screwed"
5. Oil in deep-fryer now changed every six months instead of every two months
4. As last-ditch effort to attract customers, they're putting meat in the burgers
3. The only thing secret about the sauce is that it expired in March
2. Haggard Ronald McDonald wanders through restaurant, asking customers, "Are you going to finish that?"
1. Happy Meals now 25% less happy