LITTLE BILLY On ....
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LITTLE BILLY ON...PRIVACY
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one
candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
Oh?" replied the man." Did your grandfather eat 6 candy
bars at a time?"
No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!" -
LITTLE BILLY ON...MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
Why?" asks the father."
The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
replied BILLY.
But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
What's the fucking difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!" -
watzz e @#$%^ moral of e story huhh....keke..
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hahahaha
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never @#$%^ ur teacher and mind ur @#$%^ business?Originally posted by fish&chipz:watzz e @#$%^ moral of e story huhh....keke.. -
Wa lau where got morals one?? Just jokes nia!!!Originally posted by gogogogo: i guess...
the moral o e story is......
success is not the mesure of a person's intelligence.....but his ediquette? -
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers,you're thinking of a blow-job." -
LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"