I got this in my mail, maybe its old... but i like the way the guy vents his frustration~!!!
Hello, my name is John. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion
fu[/i]cking chain letters sent to me by people who
actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
sh[/i]it? Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh,
looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by
every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullsh[/i]it. Maybe
the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in
my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and
brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fu[/i]ck them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fu[/i]cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant
for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM-NO, NOT EVEN
MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!!
AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR
PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
