Do u speak english??? then read this!
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It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. -
huh
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You seems to hate the americans and british....
is it something to do with the US-Iraq war recently? what i think is you can eat drink whatever you want but don't be so greedy to drink oil.... that's what kill you.... 
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
[b]CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.[/b] -
wah lau eh.. it's just a joke lar.
even tho it isn't all that funny, it also isn't worth getting ur knickers in a knot. -
you seem too be uptight and totally devoid of a sense of humour.
being like that will increase your stress levels and ultimately, that's what kills youOriginally posted by eggyoke:You seems to hate the americans and british.... is it something to do with the US-Iraq war recently? what i think is you can eat drink whatever you want but don't be so greedy to drink oil.... that's what kill you.... -
i dun understand this joke.... simplify for me can?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i dont think it can be the conclusion
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
[b]CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.[/b]
as the other ppl might do alot of work out to burn off the fats inside
as Americans and British perfer to be more relax and rest more, that make them dont want to do work out
so that might explain -
the british and americans speak english. and they kena more heart attacks compared to other countries that eat more or less than the things listed in the joke.Originally posted by Master -_-:i dun understand this joke.... simplify for me can?
so it's not wat they eat that kills them, it's that they speak english that's why they kena more heart attacks. -
I know it's a joke lah...Originally posted by jOhO:wah lau eh.. it's just a joke lar.
even tho it isn't all that funny, it also isn't worth getting ur knickers in a knot. -
Then enjoy it instead of coming up with silly Iraq war stuff which Saddam had coming...
Don't link humour with that waste of oxygenOriginally posted by eggyoke:I know it's a joke lah... -
It's just a joke, pals. Just a joke. -
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hahah..
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
hahhaa..!!!
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
[b]CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.[/b] -
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:Originally posted by Master -_-:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." -
eh hello u bunch of uptight people
wtf man
ppl post joke, u tok about iraq-US
if i want to make a stand regarding political issues i know which forum to go to
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Originally posted by audlenelee:A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."