E.R.
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There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil....
As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
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that's a good one
ONe day an ant and his best friend Earthworm were out for a walk..
Suddenly another of ant's friends, Elephant came along..
"Quick, let's bury ourselves!" Ant whispered to Earthworm. And with that both of them dug into the ground and buied themselves.
Earthworm then noticed that Ant was sticking one of his legs out of the ground...
"Eh, what are you doing, sticking you leg out?" Earthworm asked.
"Shh..I wanna play a trick on Elephant..." Ant replied.
"Huh...what trick?" Asked Earthworm
"I wanna trip him down" said Ant with a grin... -
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