Method of tekan people
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use signgenerator, not photoshopOriginally posted by Unidentified:cant you see it photoshopped ??
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whatever it is , it editedOriginally posted by *=Optimus=*:use signgenerator, not photoshop -
Originally posted by Unidentified:Heard that there alot intresting way to tekkan soldier or cadet , care to share what kind of method you been tekan before or u takan others ?
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
by doing this, as the water was around knee level, and their head cant completely lay on the beach, as water will cover their whole face! therefor, they have to rasie their upper body, and the best part is, when they are tired, they cant rest as well, as sea water will get into their nose and mouth.
after 1 hour of having fun there. you will have part 2 for them.
bring all of them to the air con room, get all of them stand in front the air con... let the air con brow at them.... and until their no 4 til was DRY then u let them go back to sleep
by then... it should be around 430am.... and their waky waky will be at 5am
... you can carry on for part 3 and part 4 from there -
wah , so bad ar ? which vocation ? SOF ? comandos ?Originally posted by NDU:
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
by doing this, as the water was around knee level, and their head cant completely lay on the beach, as water will cover their whole face! therefor, they have to rasie their upper body, and the best part is, when they are tired, they cant rest as well, as sea water will get into their nose and mouth.
after 1 hour of having fun there. you will have part 2 for them.
bring all of them to the air con room, get all of them stand in front the air con... let the air con brow at them.... and until their no 4 til was DRY then u let them go back to sleep
by then... it should be around 430am.... and their waky waky will be at 5am
... you can carry on for part 3 and part 4 from there -
omg!Originally posted by NDU:
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
by doing this, as the water was around knee level, and their head cant completely lay on the beach, as water will cover their whole face! therefor, they have to rasie their upper body, and the best part is, when they are tired, they cant rest as well, as sea water will get into their nose and mouth.
after 1 hour of having fun there. you will have part 2 for them.
bring all of them to the air con room, get all of them stand in front the air con... let the air con brow at them.... and until their no 4 til was DRY then u let them go back to sleep
by then... it should be around 430am.... and their waky waky will be at 5am
... you can carry on for part 3 and part 4 from there
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the best tekan of all...
give confinement -
If one of the parents get a whiff of it and complain to MP. Then its one-way street to DB. This kind of tekan is really carried out is really too much.Originally posted by NDU:
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
by doing this, as the water was around knee level, and their head cant completely lay on the beach, as water will cover their whole face! therefor, they have to rasie their upper body, and the best part is, when they are tired, they cant rest as well, as sea water will get into their nose and mouth.
after 1 hour of having fun there. you will have part 2 for them.
bring all of them to the air con room, get all of them stand in front the air con... let the air con brow at them.... and until their no 4 til was DRY then u let them go back to sleep
by then... it should be around 430am.... and their waky waky will be at 5am
... you can carry on for part 3 and part 4 from there -
Best way...
Make them sign extra... -
Stay alone in camp during weekend...
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Originally posted by KoolKool:TS wants to publish a book "101 Ways to Tekan a Soldier", and after that publish another book "1001 Ways to Avoid Being Tekan".
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Originally posted by martin_lim85:nah ppl say the book too small liao, so no sales. got this new book coming
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LOLOriginally posted by monoslayer:see the tree over there?
go get me a blue leaf. -
roll?Originally posted by Quiet Guy:PTI will say... pumping position down ... sit-up position change .. leg raise ..
now go and touch the tree over there . -
i agree...Originally posted by *=Optimus=*:Confirm TOP bestseller here -
best mei?Originally posted by Rockhound:the best tekan of all...
give confinement
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sgt ; fall in at 1200...(its 1150)
go back bunk get ur waterbottle...
and fall in here...
attire boots...ur admin tshirt and ur shorts, and bring ur camo cream...
recuits ; yes sgt...(its 1155)
1205 come down...with all the things needed...
sgt ; nevermind...take ur time...take ur time...
i never teach u all to fall in on time...
half left down...100 down...
recuits ; 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...
sgt ; nevermind...i never teach u all to do together...recover...knock it down...recover...knock it down...recover...knock it down...recover...knock it down...sit up change...recover...knock it down...run around the island 20 round...
after 20 round...
sgt ; ok...now u all get ur admin time... -
ask a gay fren to french kiss him
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alot of them is gonna report sick the next day lor....Originally posted by NDU:
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
by doing this, as the water was around knee level, and their head cant completely lay on the beach, as water will cover their whole face! therefor, they have to rasie their upper body, and the best part is, when they are tired, they cant rest as well, as sea water will get into their nose and mouth.
after 1 hour of having fun there. you will have part 2 for them.
bring all of them to the air con room, get all of them stand in front the air con... let the air con brow at them.... and until their no 4 til was DRY then u let them go back to sleep
by then... it should be around 430am.... and their waky waky will be at 5am
... you can carry on for part 3 and part 4 from there 
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Diver Tekan is not considered as tekan,they call it part of the training.Just like commando,dunking is normal.They can do normal man can not do.So we are normal,they may be considered "ab---normal".These are all Open secrets.Nevermind you go complain,people will ignore you,dont forget Denfence Misnister was former Chief Of Navy.Originally posted by NDU:
middle of the night, wake them up (2am) get them to wear their no. 4
then, bring them to sea side. get all of them to get into the water,til water reach their knee level (still facing sea) and ask them, .... SLEEPY????
order them to lay down (sleeping position)..... facing sky and sing some song for you
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diver aghhh..Originally posted by Frogleg888:Diver Tekan is not considered as tekan,they call it part of the training.Just like commando,dunking is normal.They can do normal man can not do.So we are normal,they may be considered "ab---normal".These are all Open secrets.Nevermind you go complain,people will ignore you,dont forget Denfence Misnister was former Chief Of Navy.
u from diver? -
Hey NUAD, wow..i juz realised ure tekkan senarios are almost identical to mine man! just curious..what unit ya frm?
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The hint here,NDU should be Naval Diver Unit.Originally posted by alvin-ncs:diver aghhh..
u from diver?
I am normal people,i am not abnormal. -
Originally posted by Frogleg888:
The hint here,[b]NDU should be Naval Diver Unit.
I am normal people,i am not abnormal. [/b] -
Originally posted by Frogleg888:
The hint here,[b]NDU should be Naval Diver Unit.
I am normal people,i am not abnormal. [/b] -
This is what I had experienced during training (NCC)
Sergeant: Go to that tree and ask its name
Cadet: run towards the tree..... run back..
Cadet: The tree name is Susan
Sergeant: Go and ask what is her NRIC no.
Cadet: Run towards the tree.... run back...
Cadet: Her NRIC no. is SXXXXXXXX
Sergeant: go towards the tree and from there, shout loudly that you like the tree
Cadet: run towards the tree..
Cadet: I LOVE THE TREE
Sergeant: HUH?! I cannot hear it do it again
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Another one:
Sergeant: Since you all don't keep the canteen clean, nvm all assemble outside the canteen. I give you all 15 secs to assemble
Cadets all rush outside the canteen and fall in
Sergeant: I want you to count the numbers of hole for the fence. I give you all 10mins to do so.
After 10mins.
Sergeant: Ah you be the I/C, tell me how many holes are there?
I/C: 2550!
Sergeant: the correct number is 30000!, so you owe me 30000-2550= 27450 push ups, you all will do this in installment!
Luckily they had forgotten about it