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  • hazie's Avatar
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    • Nobody knows the answer?

       

      Ans: Thailand (Because they like to "sawadeekap" - sounds like "sua wo de card") Ok, very lame.

  • tyh88's Avatar
    20 posts since Aug '04
    • Here's the ans to my qns....

       

      Q1. why do we need to go sch???

      Ans: cuz the sch cannot come to us... so we must go.

       

      Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?

      Ans: pig's right ear

       

      Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)

      Ans: Bao bei, cuz shen qi bao bei (pokemon in chinese)

       

      Q4. which clothing store has the best service??

      Ans: bossini, cuz the boss is you (boss shi ni)

       

      Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)

      Ans: grasshopper (cao meng) & beetle (beatles)

  • WaterColdOne's Avatar
    49 posts since Jan '09
    • red crab and black crab race , who win ?

      why did the chicken cross the road?

      what is a paralyzed prawn?

      not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?

  • pewpew's Avatar
    2,163 posts since Mar '08
    • Originally posted by WaterColdOne:

      not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?

      bar code.

  • Miss Tiny's Avatar
    6,415 posts since Feb '08
    • Originally posted by WaterColdOne:

      red crab and black crab race , who win ?

      ans: black crab. cos red crab cooked liao.

      why did the chicken cross the road?

      ans: cos it wanna get to the other side of the road?

      what is a paralyzed prawn?

      ans: long xia? (lobster?)

      not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?

      ans: barcode.

       

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    1 post since Feb '09
    • Originally posted by c0mplex:

      toilet bowl(ma TONG) Razz but... what if the toilet bowl becomes clogged? Twisted Evil


      No.it should be president in chinese, 'zhong tong'

  • lianamaster's Avatar
    16,075 posts since Sep '08
    • Originally posted by tyh88:

      Here's the ans to my qns....

       

      Q1. why do we need to go sch???

      Ans: cuz the sch cannot come to us... so we must go.

       

      Q2. what does a female fat pig's left ear look like?

      Ans: pig's right ear

       

      Q3. what does god ride on?? (read in chinese)

      Ans: Bao bei, cuz shen qi bao bei (pokemon in chinese)

       

      Q4. which clothing store has the best service??

      Ans: bossini, cuz the boss is you (boss shi ni)

       

      Q5. which insects can sing? (i got 2 ans)

      Ans: grasshopper (cao meng) & beetle (beatles)

      icon_lol.gif

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    178 posts since Apr '09
    • 1) which is the best name for fishes??

      2) why is the dog skinny ?

      3)What does the cleaner say to the boy ?

      4)why is school teachers looking forward only to a fatty's answer ?

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  • Xanadoo- Singapore's Thrash Attack!
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    • What goes black white black white black white?


      A nun rolling down the hill.



      What goes hahahahaha!


      The nun who pushed the other nun down the hill.

  • lianamaster's Avatar
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  • kalez's Avatar
    403 posts since Jan '09
    • Originally posted by WaterColdOne:

      red crab and black crab race , who win ?

      why did the chicken cross the road?

      what is a paralyzed prawn?

      not racist but , 10 indian man stand in front of a pure white wall is cal what?


      cause the road is for crossing :)

       

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