Construction workers

• thehappybunny

  6 Dec 07, 21:00

  An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.
  
  The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
  
  To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
  
  To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
  
  He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
  
  So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
  
  He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
  
  The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
  
  Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
  
  The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
  
  The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.
  He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
  
  Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...
  
  "Supplies!!"
• corebooster

  6 Dec 07, 21:01

  bunny
  
  i dunno to luff or to pull ur ears.
• T E M P O

  6 Dec 07, 21:06

  Originally posted by corebooster:

  bunny
  
  i dunno to luff or to pull ur ears.

  this one funnier
  
  no lah, actually bunny's joke also
• WinnieThePooh

  7 Dec 07, 00:48

  
• cApitaland

  7 Dec 07, 01:25

  hear before..
• Hello Kitty

  7 Dec 07, 03:30

  hahaha.
  
  farkin hell.
  
  toopid chinese.
• gunner77

  7 Dec 07, 03:32

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  7 Dec 07, 06:07

  
• yong93

  7 Dec 07, 06:56

  ...
  
  Supples !!
• vicpac

  7 Dec 07, 07:28

  Racists joke are usually very funny.
• sand king

  7 Dec 07, 08:02

  haha another version of this posted before, the army one hahaha
• wonderamazement

  7 Dec 07, 08:27

  I dun geddit.
• Hello Kitty

  7 Dec 07, 08:36

  Originally posted by vicpac:

  Racists joke are usually very funny.

  oly if u knw hw to luff at urself.
  
  last time my collik sent dis racist joke to one pakistani...
  
  omigosh... u hv no idea hw upset he was loh...
  
  they r beri proud (or full?) of demselves de.
• no-no

  7 Dec 07, 08:41

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  I dun geddit.

  supplies = SURPRISE!
  
  
  
  hmm...do u geddit now...?????
  
  and yeah, jokes like these should oni be shared amongst pple whom u know well and r sure they will not be offended.....
• eagle

  7 Dec 07, 08:43

  not funny
• Hello Kitty

  7 Dec 07, 08:48

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  I dun geddit.

  haha.
  
  n u got pitot darlin's joke?
  
  ur sense of humour nt beri consistent hor.
  
  
• vicpac

  7 Dec 07, 08:56

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  I dun geddit.

  You should be glad that you don't get it...it shows that you are still pure and innocent and is still color blind.
• dangerboi

  7 Dec 07, 23:31

  
  
  I don't like it though as it's racist. I am a chinese.
• ihatepink

  8 Dec 07, 00:01

  - it makes mii think harder than usual....
• jondizzle foshizzle

  8 Dec 07, 00:09

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  hahaha.
  
  farkin hell.
  
  toopid chinese.

  lol wtf insulting your own race
• HeXy

  8 Dec 07, 03:22

  Rather funny
• pierre^^

  8 Dec 07, 04:08

  hahahha this is really funni
  
  
• Hello Kitty

  8 Dec 07, 04:19

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  lol wtf insulting your own race

  me luff at eberione de mah.
• maskedangel

  9 Dec 07, 02:16

  
• Bleech

  9 Dec 07, 15:00

  nice one. those illiterate chinese often have mispronunciation so they would mistake more chim words for the rampant simpler words