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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
> 妻：你在做什麼啊？
> Husband : Nothing.
> 夫：沒做什麼。
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
> hour.'
> 妻：沒做什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
> 妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
> Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
> 夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
> Wife : 'Yes or no.'
> 妻：要或不要。
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
> picture and the problem disappears.'
> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
> there be greater than this one?'
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your
> worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
> troubles.'
> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.'
> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my
> father hadn't left me a fortune?'
> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO
> LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
> my sexy body?'
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of
> humor.'
> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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