The priest's rooster

• Passive Income1

  20 Sep 08, 10:38

  The priest in a small Irish village truly loved the rooster and
  hens he kept in the church henhouse. But one Saturday night, the
  rooster went missing.

  Now, the priest had heard about cockfights being staged in the
  village, so after Sunday morning's sermon he asked his parishioners,
  "Has anybody got a cock?"

  All the men raised their hands.

  "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen
  a cock?"

  All the women raised their hands.

  "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody
  seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

  Half the women raised their hands.

  "No, wait," he said, "what I meant to ask is has anyone seen
  my cock?"

  All the nuns, three altar boys, and the deacon raised their
  hands, while a goat bleated outside....

• gunner77

  20 Sep 08, 12:38

  

• omgukilledkenny

  20 Sep 08, 12:39

  

• skythewood

  20 Sep 08, 13:45

  hehe

• KaurexO_o

  20 Sep 08, 13:47

  hahas XD

• eagle

  23 Sep 08, 15:01

  I was right... I'm really old to have read so many

  This is repeated here

  http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/166481?page=1

   

  But it's still a nice joke :D

• Adamcopehor

  23 Sep 08, 15:30

  lol. nice one.

• Beautiful951

  24 Sep 08, 01:13

  haha

   

• Usquish

  24 Sep 08, 01:43

  Lol, priest got owned.