Deadly snake bites manhood

• a-Lost-9uY

  29 May 08, 20:03

  

  Deadly ... trouser snake

  A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

  The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

  Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

  But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

  An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

  "But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

  "I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."

• newcomer

  29 May 08, 20:09

  now his penis is "deadly" liao. hahahahahahaahahhaa
• fairlady_xoxo

  29 May 08, 20:11

  Lol its a poisonous snake too

• Daisuke-kun

  29 May 08, 20:16

  orbigd!

• cApitaland

  29 May 08, 20:17

  snake versus snake

• JJxJJ

  29 May 08, 21:29

  Originally posted by cApitaland:

  snake versus snake

  two-eyed vs one-eyed

• CODE:STRYDER

  29 May 08, 21:51

  Bird VS Snake

• eagle

  29 May 08, 22:02

  the snake gave him a balloon job, but bit him accidentally

• wonderamazement

  29 May 08, 22:08

  Originally posted by cApitaland:

  snake versus snake

  

• T E M P O

  29 May 08, 22:10

  it no longer fires out only semen...

• BeautifulBetty

  29 May 08, 23:11

  Someone should apply first aid to him ....like sucking out the venom

• thoreldan

  29 May 08, 23:18

  maybe the snake died later...

• Quinsy

  30 May 08, 01:07

  crouching penis, hidden snake!

• seotiblizzard

  30 May 08, 01:41

   Sad case.

• sand king

  30 May 08, 01:44

  Muahaha, mine to big for the snake to bite haha

• JerryYan

  30 May 08, 02:09

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Muahaha, mine too big for the snake to bite haha

  really meh

  show pic lol

• sebosebo

  30 May 08, 02:45

  "I've had it!!! Im'' I'm tire of these muthafuggin snakes in the muthafugging planeee!!!"

• SingaporeTyrannosaur

  30 May 08, 04:27

  Well apparently it was a dry bite so his life was never in any danger and he was just reacting in shock, but getting bitten by a snake is no joke, don't envy him.

• dragg

  30 May 08, 07:29

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Muahaha, mine to big for the snake to bite haha

  
  how about anaconda?

   

• dragg

  30 May 08, 07:29

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Muahaha, mine to big for the snake to bite haha

  
  how about anaconda?

   

• Lefti68

  30 May 08, 10:10

  kanna molestssssss....by a snake......

• BangHong

  30 May 08, 10:18

  wah he very sad liao. dont have le

• nehpyh

  30 May 08, 10:21

  Poor snake...must have gotten a shock....damn, the penis must have looked appetizing!

• deathmaster

  30 May 08, 13:12

  extension of his manhood?

• angel7030

  30 May 08, 14:29

  Originally posted by sand king:

  Muahaha, mine to big for the snake to bite haha

  
  ya, yours should be good only for worms and caterpillars only. Snakes see already also sian