Best way to commit suicide
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What do you all think is the best way to commit suicide? If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death. If you take a knife and cut yourself, it will be a very slow and painful death. If you overdose on pills, there is a high possibility that you will just end up vomiting all the toxic out and end up in hospital alive. So what do you think is the best method to die? A fast and yet not ainful death and confirm will die one..
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Originally posted by Madpoh:
If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death.
i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
so the moral of the story is...choose high high floor in the 1st place
so no need do 2 times
and let ppl laff at u kum gong -
Originally posted by FireIce:
i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
so the moral of the storey is...choose high high floor in the 1st place
so no need do 2 times
and let ppl laff at u kumgong
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Drink washing detergent.
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people who failed at suicide seldom try again straight away.
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The best way is to do it outside of Singapore... Police got better things to do than to attend to a dead emo...
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drink diet coke, and eat mentos.
if you suceed, your stomach explode and you die. if not, you just say that you didn't know like that is dangerous.
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Originally posted by skythewood:
drink diet coke, and eat mentos.
if you suceed, your stomach explode and you die. if not, you just say that you didn't know like that is dangerous.
Lol... mythbusters have proven that this myth is BUSTED!!!
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Originally posted by MohamedF:
The best way is to do it outside of Singapore... Police got better things to do than to attend to a dead emo...
trouble other ppl oso no good... -
let the car bang u
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or you go bang the car
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Originally posted by FireIce:
i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
so the moral of the story is...choose high high floor in the 1st place
so no need do 2 times
and let ppl laff at u kum gong
So did he die in the end? So power sia. jump from 7th floor after that still can go to the 12th floor and jump again. Why don't he jump from 7th floor nothing happen than go home and sleep? Like taht even more power sia -
Run with a big backpack into a place heavily guarded by Gurkas and shout: I GOT A BOMB!
Sure die one. By their blade or bullet, see you lucky or not only. -
withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):
withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
suay suay no die how? -
me tink me nit to refer dis thread to the police.
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Originally posted by Madpoh:
What do you all think is the best way to commit suicide?
If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death.
If you take a knife and cut yourself, it will be a very slow and painful death.
If you overdose on pills, there is a high possibility that you will just end up vomiting all the toxic out and end up in hospital alive.
So what do you think is the best method to die? A fast and yet not ainful death and confirm will die one..
Donate or sell all your organs.
Make sure it's done professionally.
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Originally posted by FireIce:
suay suay no die how?
bang till dry lor... dry already still wont die meh?? confirm die lah... -
The proper way to slit ur wrists is not horizontally across the vein, you'll never bleed to death at that rate.
The proper way is slitting along the whole vein running down ur forearm. -
Get into a position of very high power, implement the death penalty for attempted suicide - weakly slit your wrists so that you're found, taken to hospital and live, get the death penalty. laugh at the irony.
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):
withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
Like that no good. Better to go and rape and kill some chio bu and than get the death sentense -
Best way is still strap bombs and become an islamist jihadists terrorists style.. ;p Do some good before u go. lol
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i heard if u drink some alcohol and soak in warm water or something will die peacefully.. coz when u drink, your heart actually relaxes.. and pump very slowly.. when u lie in bath tub.. u relaxes more and u will feel like sleeping.,
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google for "完全自�手册"
It's a book from Japan and was a big hit in Hongkong.
Some method death chance higher, some more painful, some cause a big mess, some your body will not be in one piece...... so there's no "best", read through it and find the method which suits your objective most.