How to "tekan" the groom?

• Hello Kitty

  25 Nov 08, 23:20

  Originally posted by yamizi:

  
  wahaha

   

  女人果然是无��闹.

  好过你。

  三八男人。

  好管闲事。

• yamizi

  26 Nov 08, 00:36

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  好过你。

  三八男人。

  好管闲事。

  
  如果是你的兄弟好�甚至男朋�, 你也任由他们被tekan宰割�?

  己�所欲�勿施于人.

• Hello Kitty

  26 Nov 08, 01:23

  我的朋���是你的兄弟好�。

  我的朋�也��你那么自大，�气，�囊和三八。

   

• yamizi

  26 Nov 08, 07:57

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  我的朋���是你的兄弟好�。

  我的朋�也��你那么自大，�气，�囊和三八。

   

  原��被tekan��自大, �气, �囊和三八.

  原�现在的男人没尊严的, 了解了解, �人学到新的东西了 =)

  最好连你也一起被tekan, 而且tekan到很惨, 这样更能凸显你�自大, �气, �囊和三八了!!!

   

• Hello Kitty

  26 Nov 08, 15:31

  你�被tekan 也是很自大, �气, �囊和三八的。

  你看你现在没被tekan，�是pattern全都出�了。

• chrisbenoit

  26 Nov 08, 16:50

  你们好好笑.

• stupidissmart

  26 Nov 08, 23:19

  It is sad tat women ask for equality in terms of housework etc and when it comes to tekaning, they believe guys have to be tekan like crazy to be a real man.

  If tat is the case i rather be �囊 and prevent myself from being bullied

• Hello Kitty

  26 Nov 08, 23:56

  no.

  i can do all the housework.

  but can my man support the whole household & me?

• Dead_Man_Inc

  27 Nov 08, 01:16

  tekan? screw the bride on the spot, ask everyone to join better still

• Hello Kitty

  27 Nov 08, 01:27

  sum ppl r tasteless.

  u are eben more so.

• Dead_Man_Inc

  27 Nov 08, 01:33

  since its does not concern me, do i look like i care?

• Hello Kitty

  27 Nov 08, 12:51

  u care enuff to leave a dumb remark.

• Dead_Man_Inc

  27 Nov 08, 16:07

  precisely

  for people to do dumb things on the groom, and seeing him sweating like he just finish doing exercise?

  
  sorry but i don't see any fun it it. just like few pages ago, student kena sabo on his birthday. now i get it. weddings/birthdays is a day for all the haters to grab the opportunity and humiliate the groom/birthday boy

• progene

  27 Nov 08, 16:23

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  go to an "elite" school...tie the groom to the flex arm hang bar...buy a cake..force feed him..record on video..get one friend to post on youtube..get another to post on stomp...get the principal to say it's all fun and games and nothing is wrong with it...

  
  This is classic man!

• BadzMaro

  27 Nov 08, 16:28

  Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:

  
  sorry but i don't see any fun it it. just like few pages ago, student kena sabo on his birthday. now i get it. weddings/birthdays is a day for all the haters to grab the opportunity and humiliate the groom/birthday boy

  at first its bday , where its a day they can do unspeakable stuffs to u n get away with it. Now it extends to weddings. lol

• charlize

  27 Nov 08, 21:11

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  at first its bday , where its a day they can do unspeakable stuffs to u n get away with it. Now it extends to weddings. lol

  What next?

   

  Grandparents' Day?

• sand king

  27 Nov 08, 21:33

  Invite transexuals to his bachelor's party.

• Stucktoes

  27 Nov 08, 22:31

   

   

• yamizi

  28 Nov 08, 09:34

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  no.

  i can do all the housework.

  but can my man support the whole household & me?

  
  The last conversation I had with a female colleague in regards about women doing housework left me laughing. She said exactly the same line as yours!

  'cos she simply take her hubby's monie to hire a maid to do the housework!

  Ya, so your man got to support you and the maid in the end.

  lol

• yamizi

  28 Nov 08, 09:36

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  at first its bday , where its a day they can do unspeakable stuffs to u n get away with it. Now it extends to weddings. lol

  I prefer to mark my birthday as �难日 (lit. mom-suffering-day), to spend time with my parents.

  I guess that human just like to find excuses to whack the shit out of someone else isn't it?

  lol

• yamizi

  28 Nov 08, 09:40

  Originally posted by Stucktoes:

  This whole tekan thing is alright until people dont know their limits. Just like birthday bash. Birthday bash is for people to sabo the birthday boy/girl and maybe hit him/her a little bit and then make them do a bit of stupid stuffs that is meant to be a joke and for fun. Like maybe ask him run around the school with both hands in the air.

  Some people take it too far, birthday bash ended up kena beat (as in really kena whacked) but with laughter. Meaning the intention is to celebrate his/her birthday, but the physical pain inflicted is literally like you just killed a gangster's mum and he and his gang is whalloping you.

  Wedding day tekan is to lift up the mood and make it a funny joyous occasion (you dont expect the old folks to be the one cracking jokes isnt it?), like maybe down one shots of martini or something like that, or make the groom give out some angpaos or maybe shout out the bride's name loud enough for her to hear from the room.

  All the funny distasteful bullshit like sniffing panties and doing pushup is nonsense.

  Girls always like to manipulate a guy's ego like "if you dont do it, your not a man".

  Well, a real hot woman whom guys want to have sex with is Yue Aida, so if any girl's vagina do not look as good as Yue Aida's one, means she isn't a woman. "Men have sex with women, but your vagina dont look like a woman whom guys want to have sex with, so therefore, you cant have sex, thus you are not a woman."

  The issue of on the limits of tekan is subjective. What if it turns out to be a tragedy? Is it to be ruled as an accident or an attempted offence?

  Young people...really don't know what they think nowadays.

• Kokia

  28 Nov 08, 13:40

  Get the bride's sister to se x with the groom outside , video call to the bride ?