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  • Malini.kittappa's Avatar
    30 posts since Jul '09
    • Following the success of the movie Ip Man, I will be producing a new movie on Bruce Lee.

      This will be the storyline. Hope all of you will support the movie

      1. When Bruce Lee was a kid he often get bullied. He didn't knew that people at that time were already using guns. So he decided to learn martial arts to defend himself.

      After learning wing chun, he thought he was very powerful and went to fight with his enemies but they easily beat him up.

      2. Than he realised that people were already using guns and no longer using martial arts.

      So he went to buy a gun to scare his opponent only to realise that he did not buy any bullets for the gun. So once again he got beaten up by his enenmies.

      His enemies tell him to leave china or else they will kill him. He have no choice but to go to America.

      3. At America, he tried to teach wing chun to earn money. But because his wing chun skills was very lousy nobody wanted to learn from him.

      He came out witha idea. He created a fake martial art call Jeet Kund Do and lied that it is the best martial art in the world.

      But still nobody wanted to learn from him.

      4. He came out with another genuis plan. He decided to join martial art competition but he knew that he will definetly get defeated because his skills sucks.

      He decided to pay money to his opponents to pretent to lose to him so that he can get the championship.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became famous once he started winning martial arts competition and many students flocked to him to learn his fake martial arts.

      5. 1 day he met some directors who are gays. He decided to have sex with him in order for him to act in their movies.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became even more famous and richer than before.

      6. His teacher Ip Man was very angry that Bruce Lee teach fake martial arts. Ip Man fought with Bruce Lee and beat him up until he end up in hospital.

      7. Bruce Lee paid moeny to hire some highly skilled shaolin monks to beat Ip Man up until Ip Man died.

      He brided the doctor to say that Ip Man died of throat cancer when in fact Ip Man was killed by Bruce Lee and the shaolin monks.

      Until today everybody thought that Ip Man died from throat acncer.

      8. Bruce Lee found out that his wife Linda had an afair with Ip Man. He was very angry and beat up Linda.

      Linda in turn poisoned Bruce Lee and he died

  • Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)'s Avatar
    33,398 posts since May '09
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    509 posts since May '10
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    4,913 posts since Mar '10
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    143 posts since Nov '08
  • Xcert's Avatar
    10,722 posts since Dec '01
    • I cant decide who U dislike more...Ip Man or Bruce Lee.teeth.png

       

      or maybe the whole idea is that everybody dies and U are the only one left standing.confused.png

  • troublemaker2005's Avatar
    8,443 posts since Dec '05
    • after IPman 2 logically its IPman 3

       - title reads, Internet Protocol Man 3

      Edited by troublemaker2005 31 May `10, 5:08PM
  • cHarLoTTeLuVsU's Avatar
    46 posts since May '10
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    10,428 posts since Jul '07
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    6,124 posts since Mar '10
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    95 posts since May '10
  • Rooney9's Avatar
    13,146 posts since Aug '09
    • why dun ask donnie yen to act his hero and idol, bruce lee?

      his new movies chen zhen, coming out soon. that will be awesome, beating Japs up again lol. maybe this time round, he will face 20 Japs karate experts and beat them all up easily, using not wing chun, but huo jia chuan.

  • Chester_Lim's Avatar
    509 posts since May '10
    • Originally posted by Rooney9:

      why dun ask donnie yen to act his hero and idol, bruce lee?

      his new movies chen zhen, coming out soon. that will be awesome, beating Japs up again lol. maybe this time round, he will face 20 Japs karate experts and beat them all up easily, using not wing chun, but huo jia chuan.

      How you know donnie yen is going to act as chen zhen?

      Btw, chen zhen is just a character. The name of the movie when bruce lee act as chen zhen is call jing wu men

      btw, there is no such thing as huo jia chuan too

  • opeth's Avatar
    183 posts since Jun '04
  • cHarLoTTeLuVsU's Avatar
    46 posts since May '10
    • ip man 3 wont out so soon de..... niama ip man 2 just out now want ip man 3 .... superman also not dat fast ^__^

  • TTFU's Avatar
    6,124 posts since Mar '10
    • Originally posted by Malini.kittappa:

      Following the success of the movie Ip Man, I will be producing a new movie on Bruce Lee.

      This will be the storyline. Hope all of you will support the movie

      1. When Bruce Lee was a kid he often get bullied. He didn't knew that people at that time were already using guns. So he decided to learn martial arts to defend himself.

      After learning wing chun, he thought he was very powerful and went to fight with his enemies but they easily beat him up.

      2. Than he realised that people were already using guns and no longer using martial arts.

      So he went to buy a gun to scare his opponent only to realise that he did not buy any bullets for the gun. So once again he got beaten up by his enenmies.

      His enemies tell him to leave china or else they will kill him. He have no choice but to go to America.

      3. At America, he tried to teach wing chun to earn money. But because his wing chun skills was very lousy nobody wanted to learn from him.

      He came out witha idea. He created a fake martial art call Jeet Kund Do and lied that it is the best martial art in the world.

      But still nobody wanted to learn from him.

      4. He came out with another genuis plan. He decided to join martial art competition but he knew that he will definetly get defeated because his skills sucks.

      He decided to pay money to his opponents to pretent to lose to him so that he can get the championship.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became famous once he started winning martial arts competition and many students flocked to him to learn his fake martial arts.

      5. 1 day he met some directors who are gays. He decided to have sex with him in order for him to act in their movies.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became even more famous and richer than before.

      6. His teacher Ip Man was very angry that Bruce Lee teach fake martial arts. Ip Man fought with Bruce Lee and beat him up until he end up in hospital.

      7. Bruce Lee paid moeny to hire some highly skilled shaolin monks to beat Ip Man up until Ip Man died.

      He brided the doctor to say that Ip Man died of throat cancer when in fact Ip Man was killed by Bruce Lee and the shaolin monks.

      Until today everybody thought that Ip Man died from throat acncer.

      8. Bruce Lee found out that his wife Linda had an afair with Ip Man. He was very angry and beat up Linda.

      Linda in turn poisoned Bruce Lee and he died

      I just realised how Fail your story is, after taking a clearer look at your post.

  • Chester_Lim's Avatar
    509 posts since May '10
    • Originally posted by Xcert:

      I cant decide who U dislike more...Ip Man or Bruce Lee.teeth.png

       

      or maybe the whole idea is that everybody dies and U are the only one left standing.confused.png

      Its a fact that IP Man and Bruce Lee died what.

       

       

    • Originally posted by TTFU:

      I just realised how Fail your story is, after taking a clearer look at your post.

      TS movie will make a good movie provided it falls under the comedy category.

  • parn's Avatar
    8,225 posts since May '03
    • Originally posted by Malini.kittappa:

      Following the success of the movie Ip Man, I will be producing a new movie on Bruce Lee.

      This will be the storyline. Hope all of you will support the movie

      1. When Bruce Lee was a kid he often get bullied. He didn't knew that people at that time were already using guns. So he decided to learn martial arts to defend himself.

      After learning wing chun, he thought he was very powerful and went to fight with his enemies but they easily beat him up.

      2. Than he realised that people were already using guns and no longer using martial arts.

      So he went to buy a gun to scare his opponent only to realise that he did not buy any bullets for the gun. So once again he got beaten up by his enenmies.

      His enemies tell him to leave china or else they will kill him. He have no choice but to go to America.

      3. At America, he tried to teach wing chun to earn money. But because his wing chun skills was very lousy nobody wanted to learn from him.

      He came out witha idea. He created a fake martial art call Jeet Kund Do and lied that it is the best martial art in the world.

      But still nobody wanted to learn from him.

      4. He came out with another genuis plan. He decided to join martial art competition but he knew that he will definetly get defeated because his skills sucks.

      He decided to pay money to his opponents to pretent to lose to him so that he can get the championship.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became famous once he started winning martial arts competition and many students flocked to him to learn his fake martial arts.

      5. 1 day he met some directors who are gays. He decided to have sex with him in order for him to act in their movies.

      Thus, Bruce Lee became even more famous and richer than before.

      6. His teacher Ip Man was very angry that Bruce Lee teach fake martial arts. Ip Man fought with Bruce Lee and beat him up until he end up in hospital.

      7. Bruce Lee paid moeny to hire some highly skilled shaolin monks to beat Ip Man up until Ip Man died.

      He brided the doctor to say that Ip Man died of throat cancer when in fact Ip Man was killed by Bruce Lee and the shaolin monks.

      Until today everybody thought that Ip Man died from throat acncer.

      8. Bruce Lee found out that his wife Linda had an afair with Ip Man. He was very angry and beat up Linda.

      Linda in turn poisoned Bruce Lee and he died


      Will Bruce Lee end up fucking all those people that he has defeated?

  • angel7030's Avatar
    30,628 posts since Jul '07
    • after Ip man, will be Iron man

    • Originally posted by parn:


      Will Bruce Lee end up fucking all those people that he has defeated?


      huh??? u mean after he defeated them, he made sex with them??? omg!

  • mspbeckham's Avatar
    45 posts since May '10
    • U thought Ip Man is like Mr M.. after Mr A don sodomise him...he got so jealous...he put him to jail w/out evidence.... Now Mr N repeat the story line.....and poor Mr A. Bcos a counrty of oran alsi don know wat is right or wrong. So long got peanuts and bananas..... Mr M or Mr N is OK..... who cares

  • angel7030's Avatar
    30,628 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by mspbeckham:

      U thought Ip Man is like Mr M.. after Mr A don sodomise him...he got so jealous...he put him to jail w/out evidence.... Now Mr N repeat the story line.....and poor Mr A. Bcos a counrty of oran alsi don know wat is right or wrong. So long got peanuts and bananas..... Mr M or Mr N is OK..... who cares


      u are discriminating them, when i visit the land of Dr M, i find that thot people there are simple minded, they never disturb you and most are very courtesy and patient, unlike singaporeans, abit hit only shout and scolded, abit touch only, me shouted molest liao and abit of losing money only, like the end of the world liao

  • mspbeckham's Avatar
    45 posts since May '10
    • Lucklity fr Mr M....across the brigde are so simple minded....so he can siphone so much out.......and the oran asli just happy munching few cheap peanuts daily and swing from tree to tree ( no other thing to do or place to go).....

      Also, luckiliy for Spore....Mr M tame the country M so well that they are so simple minded and never progress while mr M siphone all the wealth. That why our GDP is 20X bigger than Mr M country....

    • The Land of Mr M is M = Monkey or Meow Meow...

      If not swinging .....will be licking. Notthing to do... counrty so poor...so can afford to swing and licks only. Nothing else

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