Cant Compete? Join the Army!!
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Of course you don't need to - you're already the ultimate pathetic fool as Gazelle.Originally posted by Gazelle:I dont need to bring myself so low to use fake nickname for different purpose.
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KNN...se mi lan jiao?Originally posted by Ellezag:Of course you don't need to - you're already the ultimate pathetic fool as Gazelle.
ang moh tua kee? -
An jua? Boh weh kong liao arh? Beh hiao kin, man man lai.Originally posted by Gazelle:KNN...se mi lan jiao?
Ler an jua meng wah si mi lan jiao leh? Orh! Ler boh lan jiao arh? Beh hiao kin. Tak nang mah jai liao. -
haha..fymk..not bad leh...but how come bo CB and KNN?Originally posted by Ellezag:An jua? Boh weh kong liao arh? Beh hiao kin, man man lai.Originally posted by Ellezag:Gazelle oredi said he was a 8-5 mon-Fri ah kua GD man - what the fark does he know about the army? MINDEF put him there because they need to give him a job, but he cant do anything else. Farking useless ah kua.
Dun waste your time talking about his obligations lah. He onli wants to talk c0ck about his Audi, his panties and his jiao weh tua kee karang guni business job and his CB credible. -
Gazelle, why you so bothered by the language arh? I tot you like it rough from your boyfriends.
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If you noticed, after I expose your identity, you have stop using word like farking, KNN and CB. haha..Originally posted by Ellezag:Gazelle, why you so bothered by the language arh? I tot you like it rough from your boyfriends.
Are you trying to protect the image of fymk? -
You expose my identity? Am I fymk? I told you already, you want to believe that, go and make a fool of yourself.Originally posted by Gazelle:If you noticed, after I expose your identity, you have stop using word like farking, KNN and CB. haha..
Are you trying to protect the image of fymk?
So, you haven't answered my question - don't you like your boyfriends to use that kind of language on you and treat you rough? -
I would prefer my chic to be a nurse.Originally posted by Ellezag:You expose my identity? Am I fymk? I told you already, you want to believe that, go and make a fool of yourself.
So, you haven't answered my question - don't you like your boyfriends to use that kind of language on you and treat you rough?
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So your boyfriend plays doctor with you?Originally posted by Gazelle:I would prefer my chic to be a nurse. -
sorry, I am not interest in homosexual like you. Are you feeling too lonely these day? I know women at your age, the sex drive should be peaking.Originally posted by Ellezag:So your boyfriend plays doctor with you?
I guess you can try the kangaroo if you want..I heard they dont bite. -
Don't bluff lah - if your boyfriend didn't tell you about the MG gunner, were you having a one night stand at Changi Point?Originally posted by Gazelle:sorry, I am not interest in homosexual like you.
Actually, I can respect that you don't kiss and tell lah. A twink like you should be ladylike. -
I am not bluffing. women nearing 30s are very horny one. Since you are still single, maybe a virgin, I am sure you must be feel the urge in getting something in there isnt it?Originally posted by Ellezag:Don't bluff lah - if your boyfriend didn't tell you about the MG gunner, were you having a one night stand at Changi Point?
Actually, I can respect that you don't kiss and tell lah. A twink like you should be ladylike.
As for Changi Point, I hope thats not where you dad brought you up. -
That's the funniest thing you have said.Originally posted by Gazelle:I am not bluffing.
Now I know why you call yourself Gazelle. You do a Bambi pose for your boyfriend to turn him on, right?
KK, I have to go and makan already - don't miss me too much, OK? -
Ellezag, someone from the forum told me that you have pretty big tits and fair skin too. But you teeth hor not so happening leh. Is that true?
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no I prefer my gf to wear white panties. what about you? Do you like australian man to do you from behind?Originally posted by Ellezag:That's the funniest thing you have said.
Now I know why you call yourself Gazelle. You do a Bambi pose for your boyfriend to turn him on, right? ang moh tua kee right? -
I know you are switching role already. Fymk just appeared.Originally posted by Ellezag:KK, I have to go and makan already - don't miss me too much, OK?
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Originally posted by Gazelle:no I prefer my gf to wear white panties. what about you? Do you like australian man to do you from behind? ang moh tua kee right?
keep the jokes going...
talk until I also don't who to support liao.... both so funny -
have you managed to convince your gf to have sex?Originally posted by eagle:
keep the jokes going...
talk until I also don't who to support liao.... both so funny -
you are really sexually deprived manOriginally posted by Gazelle:have you managed to convince your gf to have sex?
just like Ellezag has said, how was your sex with your bf? -
How come you keep asking people about girls problem huh? Are you going to start asking how to have sex or do you already have an advisor to help you in that department?Originally posted by eagle:you are really sexually deprived man
just like Ellezag has said, how was your sex with your bf? -
I can't imagine how a thread about joining the army turned into one about sexOriginally posted by Gazelle:How come you keep asking people about girls problem huh? Are you going to start asking how to have sex or do you already have an advisor to help you in that department?
Unless the threadstarter is a sex deprived person, talking just like those kids starting threads in bar
Gazelle, it can be seen from your posts that you are definitely someone who cannot make it far in this Singapore society. But I'm still impressed by your staunch support for the PAP despite your predicament.
From what I gather about your recent posts and threads, and the amount of time you spend in the forum, you are a person with an average IQ, a low EQ, and someone who thinks he is always right. You are also someone who wants to do better in life, yet is limited or hampered by some reasons which I do not know. Thus, you feel empty, and use the forum as a mask to fill up that emptiness by attempting to shoot down people whenever possible. However, because you feel you lack success in real life, you want to appear as always right in the forum, and hence when you have been proven wrong, you will never admit it. Instead, you try to escape it by a few ways, which in a real life situation, you can never do. You want to be the supreme, the winner, the one that others cannot beat, everything that you cannot achieve in your present real life.
Factors under consideration:
1) A truly successful/working person will not have that much time to post that much between 8~5.
2) Gazelle's command of the English language is extremely low, making mistakes of nouns and adjectives that a good O level student wouldn't
3) Gazelle will not answer questions that will totally discredit the integrity of his claim
4) Gazelle has used the term "the gazelle challenge" in many threads in a feeble attempt to taunt others to feed his emptiness
5) When proven wrong, Gazelle will brush it off by saying it is stupid or by diverting the topic
6) It is extremely hard/almost impossible to find any posts of you making yourself useful or helpful to others in sgforums.... -
That's why at one point or another.. he/she becomes nothing more than a sideshow.
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GAZELLE, U HAVE BEEN PAWNED BY EAGLE.
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Here is a little lifestory about eagle.
2001
What is love? (want to know if he is falling in love)
What do u look for in ur life partners? (want to know how to choose girl)
What do gals do when they show interest? (want to know is any girls like him)
Gals, how would u prefer to be ask out on a date? (Want to learn how to date a girl)
2002
Guys, how wil u choose? (how lian, want to tell other he has choice!!)
How do u tell ur parents you got gf? (planning forward, because he anticipate that he will want to bring gf back to make out)
Love at first sight (still living in his little fantasy)
2007
How would you ask your friend for any sexual activity? (horny bastard want to ask girl for sex)
How much money to do you need to get married? (thinking of getting married when he is still a student? maybe thinking of using marriage to hold on to her gf)
Reasons why you would go for Singles Club outing (want to know if he is the only one looking for sex)
Are you attracted by intelligence (he doesnt have charm and want to know if by studying hard will it attract opposite sex)
It is the fear of rejection (Still struggling, no balls to approach chic)
Reason why there are matchmakers (Trying to find out if there is a need to go to one in future)
Define girly / manly (Some girls must have commented that he is girly)
Being single or attached (asking if being single is ok)
10 Things You Must Know About Fat Loss (Trying to look manly because he is one fat cubby mama's boy)
Lucky Singles Club not Desperate Club (Trying to assure himself he is not desperate)
Supposed you are attached (GF is leaving him, want to know who to hold her back) -
you mean pawned by your gay partner?Originally posted by seotiblizzard:GAZELLE, U HAVE BEEN PAWNED BY EAGLE.