Howcome nobody know me?

• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:07

  Originally posted by tare:

  it's sooooo obvious u r a clone wat.... but nope i dunnoe ur real identity... u wanna reveal urself??

  ok...let me tell u all...my real identity is.....Father Christmas, Father Frost, Joulupukki, Kris Kringle, Père Noël, Sabdiklos, Sancte Claus, Sinter Klaas, Weihnachtsmann
  
• pipi & poot-poot

  22 Dec 04, 16:08

  Originally posted by Santa Claus:

  i retrenched them liao.....
  
  i am switching to FedEx and DHL next year....

  Fwah.....Santa oso Best sourcing le....
• Crystal_Dumpling

  22 Dec 04, 16:08

  Dear Santa,
  
  I've been a very good girl this year. I would like:
  
  1. A watch
  2. A 1000 Snoopy puzzle
  3. Bags and clothes
  4. A microscope
  5. A telescope
  6. A diamond necklace
  7. A diamond and platinum tiara
  8. A condominium unit
  9. A jet
  10. An island
  12. A multi-billion dollar business empire
  
  I'm sure it'll be no problem for you, since you're using DHL and Fedex now.
  
  I will be very thankful.
  
  Sincerely,
  Crystal dumpling
  
  P.S. A swiss bank account won't hurt either.
• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:10

  Originally posted by Crystal_Dumpling:

  Dear Santa,
  
  I've been a very good girl this year. I would like:
  
  1. A watch
  2. A 1000 Snoopy puzzle
  3. Bags and clothes
  4. A microscope
  5. A telescope
  6. A diamond necklace
  7. A diamond and platinum tiara
  8. A condominium unit
  9. A jet
  10. An island
  12. A multi-billion dollar business empire
  
  I'm sure it'll be no problem for you, since you're using DHL and Fedex now.
  
  I will be very thankful.
  
  Sincerely,
  Crystal dumpling
  
  P.S. A swiss bank account won't hurt either.

  sure....but u are still young...i will courier them to u care of ur parents...make sure u check with ur parents....
• laurence82

  22 Dec 04, 16:12

  Santa, tonight want to lah kopi like we did the other time?
• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:15

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Santa, tonight want to lah kopi like we did the other time?

  i dun la kopi la...i only drink milk and eat cookie nia...
  
  got instant coffee mix boh? maybe i can try....
• laurence82

  22 Dec 04, 16:16

  Originally posted by Santa Claus:

  i dun la kopi la...i only drink milk and eat cookie nia...
  
  got instant coffee mix boh? maybe i can try....

  got, my hse..bring ur bag of prezzies along..
• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:19

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  got, my hse..bring ur bag of prezzies along..

  my bag? this year i am trying out speedlum from SingPost....they are all with them
• laurence82

  22 Dec 04, 16:21

  Originally posted by Santa Claus:

  my bag? this year i am trying out speedlum from SingPost....they are all with them

  just cum to my hse pls...
• huiz

  22 Dec 04, 16:22

  a Santa Claus tat can speak singlish...
• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:23

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  just cum to my hse pls...

  cum?
  
  me too old for that liao.....u go find someone else
• laurence82

  22 Dec 04, 16:24

  Originally posted by Santa Claus:

  cum?
  
  me too old for that liao.....u go find someone else

  
• Santa Claus

  22 Dec 04, 16:26

  Originally posted by huiz:

  a Santa Claus tat can speak singlish...

  yes....i actually like singapore...no as cold as north pole....
• huiz

  22 Dec 04, 23:35

  Originally posted by Santa Claus:

  yes....i actually like singapore...no as cold as north pole....

  but the heat can kill u in ur santa suit.
• Danisdead101times

  22 Dec 04, 23:43

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Sign up P member!

  and remember to buy P-plate~!
• poon cho tang

  22 Dec 04, 23:46

  i dun want santa claus....i want only santarinas