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when you marry her you also did solemnly swear you will take care of her and be faithful.. till death do us part. right? so much for your promise.Originally posted by Ding Shanben:poke her CB lah. I will kill her if she do that. She want to cut then she bite off long ago liao besides when we married, she promised she will never do anything to hurt me so why wait till today NBCB -
Die, if you have any pity for your family, just die...
SHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! -
The more I read, the more I feel that this is juz a scam...
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that much is obvious.Originally posted by ILPSY:The more I read, the more I feel that this is juz a scam... -
Originally posted by Ding Shanben:I did intend to call a counsellor to counsel her so she wil accept me and Mona. I can't sleep at night because I am like ON GUARD when I am lying next to my wife don't know what she will do I am going crazy
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GOOD MORNING MR DING SHANBEN~~~!!!!!!!
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I am still alive just unable to sleep very well yesterday night.Originally posted by ditzy:GOOD MORNING MR DING SHANBEN~~~!!!!!!! -
I ask myself one more time. Is it really my problem you are unable to sleep well?Originally posted by Ding Shanben:I am still alive just unable to sleep very well yesterday night. -
you are full of shite mr ding.
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tips for dumping your wife...
#1. pretend to take out the rubbish. hide your daughter in a rubbish bag. that way you won't get intercepted by her on your way out. better still if you live in an hdb flat with a rubbish chute, throw yourself and the baby down the chute until you can step out of the wastebin and make your getaway...
#2. tell your wife to meet you at night safari at 8pm. arrange to meet mona in singapore zoo at 3pm. you'll have 5 hours to show a clean pair of heels...it'll be remote enough for neither woman to suspect anything's amiss...
#3. take your wife on a shopping expedition. make her carry all the bags. when you reach the station entrance tell your wife to go on ahead and that you're stepping out to top up your ezlink card...take your wife's ezlink card with you too...step back over the barriers and arrange to meet mona in city hall at 3pm...change clothes in the train & wear a woolly cap over your head...lose yourself in the crowd...
#4. get yourself signed up for the clown programme in suntec city...wear baggy clown clothes to work...secrete your daughter in one of the baggy pockets...tell your wife a few rotten jokes...she'll fall helplessly to the floor clutching her sides in laughter...have mona wait for you in the car in temasek boulevard...make your getaway then... -
not yr problem at all but i still got the energy to F her this morning.Originally posted by ditzy:I ask myself one more time. Is it really my problem you are unable to sleep well? -
Yah insult to the character's name in the drama Golden Faith.
are you serious about this whole thing? -
Enjoy your manhood while its still hanging there.Originally posted by Ding Shanben:not yr problem at all but i still got the energy to F her this morning. -
enjoy ur manhood while u still can..
cos it is going to go missing anytime soon.. -
you're right, your wife shouldn't kill herself or your daughter.
she should just put a knife in your heart when you're sound asleep.
but wait! you're a heartless attention seeker, starting threads about kissing some gal at a pub, and your other escapades. So maybe that won't kill you.
i.c.y. is right about you being an attention seeker.
I hope you wife does the right thing and we won't ever see your posts again.Originally posted by Ding Shanben:
How can a mother be so cruel and want to kill our baby? just because of another women haiz i gave up see so late at night already i have to wait till she really sound asleep before i dare to go in and sleep. -
did you remember to keep all the knife and scissors in you hse...Originally posted by Ding Shanben:not yr problem at all but i still got the energy to F her this morning.
you'll sleep better if you do...
no need worry so much bout your wife cutting it off...
tonite stay on guard also ok...
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Tonight i won't be coming home so no need to scare about what that crazy women will do and i can sleep soundly at last.Originally posted by hyuuga neji:did you remember to keep all the knife and scissors in you hse...
you'll sleep better if you do...
no need worry so much bout your wife cutting it off...
tonite stay on guard also ok... -
ha ha ha....oh, mahai102....you are funny. Are you a playwriter? You may want to start one. Mr Ding's story can come in handy. But sorry, no guarantee on ticket sales eh?
As for you, Mr. Ding.......oh man.....I don't know if you are sick or should I thank you. Thank you that this is all a piece of crap and that I got fooled (negative). But hey, guess what? I get to oiled my thinking cap, writing skills, typing speed and made new friends. So, all's not lost. It turned out positive!!! Well, well..........so much for this virtual drama!!!
May you rest in peace (pun not intended). -
+1!
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+1!
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thank you very much
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Ding Shanben
GAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE. U THE KIND OF CHEE BYE MAN WHO THROW AWAY ALL DIGINITY OF MAN AND DISGRACE US MAN. FUCK YOU AND GO AND DIE. U ARE AN UTTER DISGRACE!
U ARE TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE AND WHAT THAT CRAP ABOUT MAN CAN PLAY WOMAN CANNOT. I THINK THE ONLY RIGHT THING FOR YOU TO DO NOW IS TO GO AND DIE AND DO THE WORLD AND YOURSELF A FAVOUR.
OR ANOTHER THING YOU CAN DO IS TO CHOP OFF YOUR BRO AND LIVE LIKE A WOMAN. REALLY PITY YOUR WIFE. QUICK LAH DUN WAIT LIAO, JUST GO AND DIE.
I SO PISSED THAT I DUN MIND GANA BANNED FOR USING FOUL LANGUAGE ON YOU. JUST GO AND DIE. SCUM OF THE SOCIETY!!!! -
GOOD EVENING MR DING SHANBEN!
One evening without your wife, means an extra night she can get a surprise for you ready. -
Thanks for sharing, Duskystar. I hope you are over this chapter of your life now. But you are one brave girl.....you actually called his wife? Wow.Originally posted by duskystar:Hey lil Stream.. haha.. yeah that ding dong bell should be dead by now.. Really, I feel so apprehensive about getting married now.. what if i end up with a man like mr ddb? OMG..m i would rather be buried alive.. anyway just to tell my experience.. i was once cheated by a married man. He was a policeman named ACE.. in fact he had MANY names to cheat many girls.. I thought he was single and he was really ugly but had a sweet mouth.. i was really young and naive.. and he cheated me and his wife outright.. well.. i was not that dumb.. i checked his hp and that was when i found out he had a child!!!! I was so shocked.. so well what i did, i called his wife and told her everything MUAHAHAH.. and we planned a nice plan.. to get back at him.. at first the wife was so angry with me.. but i explained to her that i was the innocent party too..and she was really sad for me.. and she was only a year older than me.. she told me about all her sufferings ... she got pregnant by him when she was only 17.. had to marry him.. he cheated her many times..used her money.. she was so sad.. sighhhhh.. so yeah we had a plan.. but in the end she still went back to him.. saying that she wanted to give himanother chance..well i was actually very hurt by the whole situtaion.. especially when he promised he will marry me when i reached a certain age.. wow.. doesnt he sound like MR DDB?But its a good thing i found out he had a wife.. if not things might have gotten worse for me and her.. but i heard that they already divorced due to more... of his unfaithful acts...all i wish for now is for that Bloody man to get his retribution.. and im sure he is enjoying his retribution now.. so a warning to all girls here... DONT GET CHEATED BY SWEET TALKERS.. really..and i know that mr Dingadong will get his retribution.. so please stop crying for help.. cause no one will help you
It takes will.....to make a lasting relationship whether it's spousal, family or friends. There will always be distractions or temptations and different phases that we go through in life. If we can sail past the phase without causing any damage, that's great. Yeah? -
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