Qns asked by relatives on CNY
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one of my biao gu was having a conversation with me then suddenly asked "eh, u 24 alreadi arh?? so shld b getting married liao soon loh"
since when there's a age limit for getting married??
aft that ask me the standard of all standard questions... u gt gf alreadi??
haiz nv change... who ask me to be the eldest among all my cousins... -
Erm, sorry, darknessfall. Not intending to hijack your thread but then, judging on the number of "single" responses, maybe starting a match-making agency can be a lucrative business?
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yalor.. then i bth, dun wana talk to my uncle.Originally posted by littlestream:Can say "typical Chinese" or not?
They exclaimed "wow, how come now so fat?"
Since when anything above 50kg is considered FAT????
wahlew.. whenever we go his place, he dun like to talk. v anti-social.
when he talks, all the words not pleased to the yrs wan. -
Hee hee........I think no matter what, sure got questions kena asked one lah. If not married, asked when married. If married, asked when getting pregant. If got one child, asked when is the next one coming.
Maybe these are just small talk, otherwise, really, they won't know what to say.
Just like ang mohs here like to ask "how are you?" as they walk by you. But are we sure they are eager to listen? In any case, they didn't stop. They just walk by. Even if I want to reply or tell them a sob story, I may have to chase after them. -
haha...you are welcome... open up an online agency for singles lor... count me in as partners can? haha...Originally posted by littlestream:Erm, sorry, darknessfall. Not intending to hijack your thread but then, judging on the number of "single" responses, maybe starting a match-making agency can be a lucrative business?
/runs out
today i got the best qn/ans i ever received from my 4th aunt(mum's side)
Aunt " what is the name of your gf you brought to my hse the last time?"
Me " oh, just broke up with her"
Aunt " aiyo, boy, i dont want to rem your gf's name already. Next time you steady your r/s, then show to me lah. Or else, i always see diff faces, scare i call out the wrong name!"
.....i dunno wat to say after that..jus grin at her and ask her to intro some to me next time...haha... -
hah as usual they gimme confused looks n den ask "which 1 r u?" (cos they dun rmb who's who .. my sister or who)
den i also gt "gt bf or not?"
n den an auntie told my mother in front of me, "still single ah? y liddat? y u nEVA teach her anything. u dunno meh, if by 17 dun have bf sure cannot get married wan!"
n my mother said "wat 2 do? nobody want her wat. "
like OMG i wanted 2 laugh alreadi...
every yr they ask gt bf or not answer always no.. this time, this aunty reallie made it sound so funny i cldn't b bothered liao.
lol.
as u all said, let fate decide!
happy new year all =) -
tell them u r gay
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haha... this is quite classic leh....Originally posted by darknessfall:haha...you are welcome... open up an online agency for singles lor... count me in as partners can? haha...
today i got the best qn/ans i ever received from my 4th aunt(mum's side)
Aunt " what is the name of your gf you brought to my hse the last time?"
Me " oh, just broke up with her"
Aunt " aiyo, boy, i dont want to rem your gf's name already. Next time you steady your r/s, then show to me lah. Or else, i always see diff faces, scare i call out the wrong name!" .....i dunno wat to say after that..jus grin at her and ask her to intro some to me next time...haha...
ur aunt is quite humourous loh.... 
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luckily im not there to be interogated.
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got this aunt always asked me the same question for 3 striaght. "Which poly are u in?"
Was expecting her to ask this yr again. Then i will say. "Check out my hair lah!" -
accountancy?Originally posted by AngGuKuay:got this aunt always asked me the same question for 3 striaght. "Which poly are u in?"
Was expecting her to ask this yr again. Then i will say. "Check out my hair lah!"
my godma asked me y dun study accountancy.. gees..
im already so stressed up taking Business Studies.