Dark Secrets Of Guys
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Originally posted by Space1999:but sadly all the girls look now for is a successful man _hence man with money ,
dont you think so?
and this forum is turning into a male bashing forum----as you say all the good man are either
gay
dead
attached
you forgot to add in POOR
well girls what are you waiting for?go for the gay ones!at least they can cook , stylish and they are willing to go shopping with you! well for the rest - you may have to find solution yourself. well sex is not important for girls anyway , and us guys only want sex- so gays are the best compromise for you ladies
"looking for mr perfect will only find you mr gay, well at least they can cook!"
hahaha.... think this will get us nowhere... let's just leave everything to fate... I'd say good girls and guys are hard to come by... definition of "good" pretty much depends on our own perception and expectations too... generalisation (like we are doing) will only make things worse...
unfortunately, we do like in a very material and realistic world... where looks and money do get you to somewhere... for a start...
In the mean time... let's all be real and true to ourselves... if "the one" comes along, just put in the necessary effort and hope it works...
anyway, we're all hoping to find that person who will appreciate and love you as you are, right? -
finally a girl with some down to earth common sense, i would love to marry you .Originally posted by Squiggly: hahaha.... think this will get us nowhere... let's just leave everything to fate... I'd say good girls and guys are hard to come by... definition of "good" pretty much depends on our own perception and expectations too... generalisation (like we are doing) will only make things worse...
unfortunately, we do like in a very material and realistic world... where looks and money do get you to somewhere... for a start...
In the mean time... let's all be real and true to ourselves... if "the one" comes along, just put in the necessary effort and hope it works... anyway, we're all hoping to find that person who will appreciate and love you as you are, right? -
i'm still availableOriginally posted by Squiggly:Let me first state this... I don't hate men.. and I have nothing against them...
But I seriously don't agree that if the girl can "handle 100% in all his needs" he'd probably stay faithful...
And I agree there are tons of good guys around... just that they are probably;
- dead
- taken (attached, married etc)
- gay
P.S. take this with a pinch of salt...
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Hmm..I'd agree with the points listed here.
However they can equally apply to the opposite sex. -
nice one....very true...Originally posted by biangz:btw, in case some of u didn't click on that link here's it
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
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The secret is to find someone that looks as good as you. Attractive people are naturally attracted to each other and vice versa. Don't be cheated by sweet talk from an ugly guy, he is merely lusting after your body and will dump you later for fear that you might dump him first for a better looking guy. Then you will REALLY feel cheated.
